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BarbaraD
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Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
« on: Nov 16th, 2006, 1:46pm » |
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Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
  Ya'll have a happy Thanksgiving....
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Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
« Reply #1 on: Nov 16th, 2006, 2:20pm » |
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That's great. Probably would work.
Calling my son now.
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Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
« Reply #2 on: Nov 16th, 2006, 2:46pm » |
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That's funny Barb 
I'll be going to my parents this thanksgiving and bringing the turkey with me. It is the one time during the year I flip my mother the bird and tell her to stuff it.
-P.
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Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
« Reply #3 on: Nov 16th, 2006, 6:04pm » |
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And you know how to keep a turkey in suspense???
I'll tell you tomorrow....
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Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
« Reply #4 on: Nov 16th, 2006, 6:32pm » |
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LMAO! Good one!
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Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
« Reply #5 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 5:38am » |
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That's brilliant!
Thank you.
Best wishes,
Sanna
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