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chewy
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I should be banned for this...........
« on: Nov 14th, 2006, 8:00pm » |
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The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in
the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he
went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing.
He knew about the c0ck fights in the village, so he decided to question
his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation,
"Has anybody got a c0ck?" All the men stood up. "No, no, that wasn't
what I meant. Has any body seen a c0ck?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck
that doesn't belong to them?"..............Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,
has anybody seen MY c0ck?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and
a goat stood up"
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Re: I should be banned for this...........
« Reply #1 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 8:05pm » |
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Should the next question be " Who has removed my c0ck ? " ....... 
I think I am going to be banned along with Chewy ... Really need the life jacket now ....
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Re: I should be banned for this...........
« Reply #2 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 8:11pm » |
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At least he didn't say has anybody EATEN my 
It's okay - I'm getting my coat already 
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 8:53pm » |
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 9:19pm » |
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 9:57pm » |
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Re: I should be banned for this...........
« Reply #6 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 10:01pm » |
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Sounds like someone grabbed his c0ck.
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Would you be on the lam then. Or would that be out on the goat.
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 11:15pm » |
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Chewy, you DO know that you are going to hell for that.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 12:28am » |
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So, did he get his fowl back?
Why do people always tell these stories and leave out the end?
Could you at least give me a link so I can find out. Otherwise I'll hit the city streets looking for a little c0ck.
Better grab my coat too.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 4:40am » |
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 6:08am » |
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But....... Oh never mind.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 8:35am » |
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a disappearing cOck imagine the possibilties i'll let myself out
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 8:49am » |
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on Nov 15th, 2006, 12:28am, FramCire wrote:So, did he get his fowl back?
Why do people always tell these stories and leave out the end?
Could you at least give me a link so I can find out. Otherwise I'll hit the city streets looking for a little c0ck.
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No need for searching the city streets, there are plenty here
I had my coat on just in case when I walked in long ago
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 11:39am » |
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I swear it wasnt me! 
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 11:49am » |
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I think the c0ck may simply have wandered off. C0cks have a mind of their own.
Better get my coat.
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 2:19pm » |
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Well Deej. Its been real.
If you ever need us we'll be down the alley huddled around the fire barrel reminiscing about our days at ch.com before the mass banning.
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 2:37pm » |
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Roasting an errant cock we happen to find roaming the same mean streets.
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 5:27pm » |
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 6:25pm » |
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I wonder where that c0ck has ended up by now ? 
As George said, c0cks tends to wander so never know where it could get to ....
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 9:11pm » |
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 9:14pm » |
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 9:34pm » |
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 15th, 2006, 9:36pm » |
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This was a good one Don....But you know you'll go to hell for it... 
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