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Last Rites..........................
« on: Nov 12th, 2006, 9:52am » |
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The vessel is being dismantled on the beach today.
The hired hands name is O'Dell, has a few teeth left and makes a living installing bumper hitches.
I'm giving him $100.00, a 6 pack of Hieneken, and a sawz-all.
This will be a spectacle worthy of Wes Craven.
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #1 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 9:54am » |
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i didn't know it made it to the beach, or is the tide out?
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #2 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 9:59am » |
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Pulled it up on the beach.
Its been out in front of my window taunting me long enough.
Time for the O'Dell Massacre.
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #3 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:15am » |
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I must have missed it - did the vessel have a name?
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #4 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:19am » |
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The damned
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #5 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:24am » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:19am, chewy wrote:
Well, then...rest in peace, The damned.
(I want a ride on your next vessel.)
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #6 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:31am » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:24am, brewcrew wrote:
Well, then...rest in peace, The damned.
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #7 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:49am » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:24am, brewcrew wrote:
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OH MY 
This is diffently gonna get good now...Have this thread set to" WATCH for laughs"
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:54am » |
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #9 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 11:04am » |
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Sad day Chewy, hope you get a new, bigger boat soon
Cheers Roy 
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #10 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 11:13am » |
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Rest in peace The Damned....
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #11 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:54am, vietvet2tours wrote:
ROTFLMAO.. Potter you are a wicked man and I love it! 
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #12 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 12:46pm » |
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THE Sun now rose upon the right:
Out of the sea came he,
The tide arose, and so the Damned
Went down into the sea.
And the good south wind still blew behind,
The lobsters they did gather,
To play upon the Damned's decks
Despite the mariner's blather!
O'Dell then came--a hellish thing,
To work the Damned woe:
For all averred, his gap-toothed grin
Was slaked alone with Heineken.
Ah wretched waste-- we called O'Dell, the boat to slay,
Upon this beach of woe!
Nor dim nor red, O'Dell approached,
The buzzing sawzall uprist:
Then all took note, O'Dell killed the boat
The jolly Damned in bits!
'Twas right, said they, such boats to slay,
Upon which the seaweed hung.
The fair breeze blew, the fiberglass flew,
The furrow followed free;
He were the first that ever burst
Into that silent boat.
Down dropt the deck, the poop dropt down,
'Twas sad as sad could be;
And we did speak only to break
The silence of the sea!
All in a hot and copper sky,
The bloody Sun, at noon,
Right up above the mast did fall,
No bigger than the Moon.
Hour after hour, hour after hour,
The sawzall's melancholy hum;
So vile a thing--a sunken ship
In parts upon the sand.
Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.
The very deep did rot: O Hell!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy decks.
About, about, in reel and rout
The death-saw whined at night;
The water, like a witch's oils,
Burnt green, and blue and white.
And some in dreams assur'ed were
Of the Spirit that plagued us so;
Nine fathom deep he had followed us
O'Dell, with saw and Heineken!
And every tongue, through utter drought,
Was withered at the root;
We could not speak, no more than if
We had been choked with soot.
Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had the mariner from old and young!
Upon this day along this beach,
The Damned, torn by O'Dell and Heineken!
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Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #13 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 1:01pm » |
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That is the only poem I've ever read here that is any good!
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #14 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 1:45pm » |
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oh that was a poem? i thought i waas reading war and peace
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #15 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 1:50pm » |
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Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Modified to fit the occasion. Blame Coleridge (mostly).
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #16 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 2:14pm » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 1:01pm, chewy wrote:| That is the only poem I've ever read here that is any good! |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 1:50pm, georgej wrote:| Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Modified to fit the occasion. Blame Coleridge (mostly). |
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Who'd a thunk it, Chewy has some taste. 
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #17 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 4:23pm » |
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At least the Captain didn't go down with the ship although......
Next time: 
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Re: Last Rites..........................
« Reply #18 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 7:28pm » |
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Sorry to hear Chewy 
But cheer up, its time for the Grady White 
I will donate $5, plus will give you back DeeJ ( realised that I will never be able to dodge Steph's lightning bolts .... ), you can auction him back to Steph ... that should give you enough greens to buy 2 brand spanking new Gradies .....
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