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Charlie
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Found a good one for all you hosers. 
Have fun with it
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 4:35pm » |
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on Nov 11th, 2006, 4:26pm, Charlie wrote:Found a good one for all you hosers.
Have fun with it
Charlie
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Muss' be one'a dem dere curling fans dere on da left, eh? It's the only way anyone could sit still long enough to watch a curling match.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #2 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 5:53pm » |
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Thanx Charlie - you Rock!!!!!
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #3 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 6:52pm » |
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Sent this one to Margi earlier. What a knob, I should have put it here too.
Check out the flag.
Nice eh.
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #4 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 8:11pm » |
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Canada produces the very best Biere !!!!! And for that, i am grateful..... 
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #5 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 8:52pm » |
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Thats cool Charlie!!! Thank you! 
Where's the pic from jb?
LOL Fred, thats not the only good thing we produce!
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #6 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 10:01pm » |
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Oh yeah, and goood lookin chixxx !!! 
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #7 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 10:48pm » |
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and the very nicest people who talk funny too.
I do believe that the smilie on the left of Charlies smiles pic is an export from the US. 
Broomie that pic of John BB's is of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Fransisco, California. He works there..no on it. He is certifable as some of his pics suggest.
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #8 on: Nov 11th, 2006, 11:48pm » |
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Shhh Fred  Canadian women are thanking you!
Linda, we dont talk funny, its all a myth!LOL, The guy on the left must represent that BC legalized, see where Margi is? In the Mountains, brrrrr cold...
I have seen some pics of BB's, frightening IMO, hes braver than brave!
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Thats Canada's version of the Mariel boatlift .
Immigrant barge smuggling in Penguins and shit.
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #10 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 10:22am » |
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on Nov 11th, 2006, 4:26pm, Charlie wrote:Found a good one for all you hosers.
Have fun with it
Charlie
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Nice tuque, eh?
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #11 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 7:28pm » |
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A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming? 
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Quote:A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?
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What are they going to do? Pelt us with shaved ice?
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #13 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 7:32pm » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:28pm, georgej wrote:A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?
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What I find alarming is that Canada even has a warship.
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #14 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 7:35pm » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:32pm, chewy wrote:
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In your case - we're gonna whup your a$$ with a frozen hockey stick! 
The rest of you can relax - it's not our intent to take over - we'd have to share our Canadian beer and that's not gonna happen anytime soon. You guys couldn't handle it!
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:28pm, georgej wrote:A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?
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Nope, even steaming past Anchor Steam, dey got better beer, fooking ay, eh!
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #16 on: Nov 12th, 2006, 7:41pm » |
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Blame Canada
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beedy little eyes have packed their heads o full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada, we need to form a full assault its Canada's fault
Don't blame me for my son Stan, he saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the klan
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
(so muCH for the censors!)
Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along, blame Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway.
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer; rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo
And that bitch Ann Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut
we must stuff the trash we must stash the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of the fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us
(from South Park's Bigger, Longer, & Uncut)
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Blame Canada.
Done!
Can we move on to England or Mexico now?
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #18 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 10:24am » |
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on Nov 11th, 2006, 6:52pm, thebbz wrote:Sent this one to Margi earlier. What a knob, I should have put it here too.
Check out the flag.
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can you say, "photoshop"......
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #19 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 10:34am » |
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on Nov 12th, 2006, 11:01pm, chewy wrote:Blame Canada.
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Move on where Chewy? HOW?! Y'aint exactly gonna be sailing anywhere now are you?! 
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #20 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 10:56am » |
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on Nov 13th, 2006, 10:34am, LeLimey wrote:
Move on where Chewy? HOW?! Y'aint exactly gonna be sailing anywhere now are you?! |
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #21 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 11:23am » |
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on Nov 13th, 2006, 10:34am, LeLimey wrote:
Move on where Chewy? HOW?! Y'aint exactly gonna be sailing anywhere now are you?! |
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He could get a sailboat and let the wind blow him there.
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #22 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 12:26pm » |
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Now Potter I know Chewy is full of hot air so technically the trip is possible for him BUT.. I'll bet he couldn't kick the skin off a rice pudding. I'll spifflicate him single handed when he lands
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #23 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 12:30pm » |
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on Nov 13th, 2006, 12:26pm, LeLimey wrote:| Now Potter I know Chewy is full of hot air so technically the trip is possible for him BUT.. I'll bet he couldn't kick the skin off a rice pudding. I'll spifflicate him single handed when he lands |
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The dictionary senses given for this now rather rare word hardly do justice to a slang term that has had several meanings. Its origins lie in the eighteenth century in Britain, though where its first users got it from remains a mystery. The experts hazard a guess that it was probably a fanciful conflation—suggestions include stifle + suffocate and spill + castigate. You can spell it with one f or two, as the fancy takes you, though when it first appeared it had only one.
Over half a century, it rapidly developed from its initial sense of “confound, silence or dumbfound”, through “handle roughly or treat severely”, to “crush, destroy or kill”. T W E Holdsworth borrowed the last of these in Campaign of the Indus of 1840: “Of the enemy, about 500 were killed, and more than 1500 made prisoners; and of the remainder, who made their escape over the walls, the greater part were cut down by the Dragoons, or spifflicated by the Lancers.” Despite these gory associations, by about 1900 it had softened in Britain into a jokey term for some unspecified but vaguely unpleasant punishment with which one might threaten a naughty child (“I’ll spifflicate you if you won’t be quiet!”.
In America at around the same date, the word took on another sense still, that of being drunk. An early example is from the sporting section of the Washington Post of July 1904: “They forced his teeth open, and, while a couple of them sat on his chest, they poured about a quart of corn liquor into his system. He was so spifflicated before they let him up that they had to lift him bodily and plant him in a seat.”
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Re: Oh Canada!
« Reply #24 on: Nov 13th, 2006, 12:43pm » |
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Helen comes up with at least 3 or 4 words every day that we in the US have never heard of before.
I shudder to think of the band-width that might be used up if someone posted the history and meaning of each of them.
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