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Turts
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Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« on: Oct 30th, 2006, 8:16pm » |
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I wish!!!!
I EVER catch the bastard that keeps sneakin up on me and smackin me in the mouth and head with a sledge hammer, well i'lll.............
Well i dont know actually, ran out of steam!!
Any suggestions????
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'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Lewis Carroll)
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #1 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 8:19pm » |
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recreating the scned from Pulp Fiction comes to mind!!!
who wants to play Zed!!!!!
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'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Lewis Carroll)
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #2 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 8:25pm » |
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Zed's dead 
It is amazing how it only takes that critter a matter of seconds to travel from Australia to NY USA when it should take at least 24 hrs
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #3 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 1:51am » |
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Not only that, but in the last three weeks I have been from IN to BC to So Cal to NM to Las Vegas to southern NM to TX to OK to KS back to OK to Baton Rouge to AR and back to Aurora IL, and he has found me every place I went. Gotta get a faster truck!
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #4 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 4:19am » |
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on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:51am, Callico_Kid wrote:| Gotta get a faster truck! |
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Nah, mate, check your luggage. I swear that's how the fridge monster travels with me so fast.
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Vulcrania horrendus - twice daily, then two at night in lieu of sleep.
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #5 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 3:37pm » |
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Well, that gosh darn brat just left here...
...so I guess that means the muthafukka is off to visit someone else for a bit. 
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #6 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 5:20pm » |
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Beat him to death blow him up, burn him and sent the ashes into space.
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #7 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 8:26pm » |
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chinese water torcher with a twist
acid instead of water and dripped into an eye. do this every few hours, wait until he thinks its all over and do it again, then just for the fun of it change sides.
meanwhile remove each tooth one by one. have a rest and then smack him with a piece of 4x2 on the back of the head.
then allow the poor guy some peace. then while he is resting and recovering stick a bright light in his face interrupting his sleep and do it off the above at once.
Sounds a bit revulting and cruel I know.
Not sure where I got the inspiration for such harsh punishment.
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Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
« Reply #8 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 9:00pm » |
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lol, just giving him back what he dishes out.
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