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George_J
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Sleeping with Pain
« on: Oct 30th, 2006, 12:24pm » |
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Okay--so I'm looking at the general posts page, and at the bottom, the Advil PM ad has a multiple-choice question with buttons you can click on:
"Sleeping with pain makes you:
--Totally useless the next day
--Tired and unhappy
--Stronger, I think"
Like every other multiple-choice test I've seen, this one just doesn't have enough possible answers. I'd like to see them add:
"--wear latex clothing with lots of zippers
--married (just kidding)
--explore alternative lifestyles"
I'm sure there are additional answers they could have used.....
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George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #1 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 5:32pm » |
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Well I can think of several too George!  We must be a pair of sickos - or we're the only honest two sicko's eh?! 
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #2 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 5:51pm » |
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Sleeping with pain makes you:
Swear you'll never eat spotted dick for dinner again 
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LeLimey
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #3 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 5:57pm » |
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That never happens in my house king ding dong
Spotted Dick is a DESSERT you guttersnipe!  
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #4 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 6:11pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2006, 5:57pm, LeLimey wrote:
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Okay! Still doesn't sound very good.
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pf wishes,
Rich
...because yesterday is history and you never know what tomorrow will bring.
"Med free"- A few seeds and lots of O2-LG but not great.
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 6:18pm » |
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okay I can see I'm going to need access to a kitchen in Richmond to cook for you lot! Believe me, once you've tried spotted dick you'll never want ordinary dick again.
WAIT!!! That didn't come out right! Oh well... too late!
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 6:34pm » |
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I have never tasted Helen's spotted dick dessert but am sure it is delicious!
You lot don't know what you're missing!!
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 6:37pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2006, 6:34pm, Mrs_R wrote:| I have never tasted Helen's spotted dick |
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You should really try it, she is very proud of her dick.....LMAO
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
- Guiseppi
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #8 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 7:49pm » |
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Quote:Believe me, once you've tried spotted dick you'll never want ordinary dick again.
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True. By then it's only a matter of time anyway so party on.  
Charlie
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Carl_D
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Sorry but...
I'll be 'debbie downer' on this one...
Sleeping with pain? Can somebody tell me, better yet tell me something, that makes this possible?
Sorry but, pain keeps me awake for days on end. In the evnt my brain shuts off after the body has sent more pain messages to keep it awake than Courtney Love sends text messages to her dealer... I find it impossible to sleep and perchance I do fall asleep...
...You-know-who is faithful to make sure it is not for long.
WTF is this thing called REST? I already know what SLEEP is... it's the brief thing I get to do a couple of hours at a time maybe 2 or 3 times a week. 
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chewy
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Spotted dick.
Invented in Vegas.
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Re: Sleeping with Pain
« Reply #11 on: Nov 1st, 2006, 8:34am » |
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Sleeping with pain made me dream i had a spotted dick
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