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Bethany1
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My Dog Ate....
« on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:17pm » |
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a tube of handcream. Just when you think they are almost human to you, they prove that they are indeed animals. I have never seen things like this come out of a 3lb being before. It is so vile.
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #1 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:19pm » |
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DAMN!!!!....I thought (was hoping) that he ate Chewy 
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:22pm » |
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DAMN!!!!....I thought another homework eating dog.
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:23pm » |
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at least he won't have to stain to poop it out
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:34pm » |
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Thats exactly what I tell my girlfriend when she keeps asking "what the hell happened to all my creams and lotions?"
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:35pm » |
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on Oct 24th, 2006, 7:17pm, Bethany1 wrote:| I have never seen things like this come out of a 3lb being before. |
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It might not be good to use on your hands anymore.
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:44pm » |
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I bet that let things move a little easier. 
My dogs always liked to lick my hands (or try to) after I put on hand cream. 
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 7:52pm » |
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My Doberman likes to eat slugs in the summer and before I can catch him, he brings them in the house like some kind of hunting trophy for me. He has also gifted me a couple of dead insects, dead birds and the topper of all gifts was the frozen dog turd he brought in last winter. He was so proud of himself while I stood there gagging!
They can pretend to be domesticated but they'll surprise ya from time to time.
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #8 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 8:05pm » |
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im guessin no constipation there
put down extra newspaper, those suckers will be extra slippery
i hope it was scented hand creme
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Bethany,
A tube of handcream?...Ahh, this too shall pass!
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Snort his Front Line!
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #11 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 9:15pm » |
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...or make a meatloaf out of his canned dog food, that'll show him.
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #12 on: Oct 25th, 2006, 2:31pm » |
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Girl, now that's just gross...LOL - Vibes to ya...
Well, at least she didn't eat something that required hundreds of dollars in surgery to remove...like my friend's dog - she ate a brillo pad. My dog just likes to bring dead rodents into the house. 
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #13 on: Oct 26th, 2006, 5:33am » |
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That's why I love guinea pigs! They prefer cucumber, salad and carrots to handcream tubes. Although if one of them would see a wire of anykind, they might begin to chew it... 
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Re: My Dog Ate....
« Reply #14 on: Oct 26th, 2006, 9:49am » |
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on Oct 24th, 2006, 8:41pm, Paul98 wrote:Bethany,
A tube of handcream?...Ahh, this too shall pass!
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Oh GROAN!!!!!!!!!!
My dog likes to bring in presents too. Cicada's are among his favorites. And cat turds from the litter box, and anything the cats bring to the back door as 'gifts' he likes to taste test first to make sure they are worthy of us. He managed to find an insect that was mightier than him though...we don't know what it was he tried to eat, but it stung/bit him and we had a very swollen face on our pup, which cost a few $$$ at the vet.
I swear, dogs are as bad as rugius ratius.
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