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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 2:12pm » |
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Thank you for flying American Airlines... We hope you enjoyed your non-stop flight to Los Angeles... Please exit the plane in an orderly manner, and remember to grab a parachute on your way out...
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #1 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:03pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #2 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:11pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #3 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:17pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #5 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:42pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #6 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:45pm » |
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Returning from Vegas, the pilot with help from several passengers forced open the door when it wasn't long before it was discovered Chewy spent the weekend at the Freemont's free chili bar.
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #7 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:54pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #8 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 9:34pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #9 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 9:38pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #10 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 9:54pm » |
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Boeing announce the new fleet of Airbus come equipped with an upgraded 'airconditioning' system.
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #11 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 10:01pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #12 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 10:41pm » |
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Hey Dad! The air plane waves back at me !
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #13 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 11:33pm » |
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" Whoa! I missed the last stop ! Better get out now ... "
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #14 on: Oct 23rd, 2006, 12:37am » |
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Re: Caption Contest Revisited
« Reply #15 on: Oct 23rd, 2006, 4:06am » |
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Pilot thought he could get away with a quick smoke on long haul flight.
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