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ClusterChuck
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Now you'll know ...
« on: Oct 16th, 2006, 11:36pm » |
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The answer to the question, all people ask ….
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #1 on: Oct 16th, 2006, 11:57pm » |
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Well, Chuck, thanks for that....  next time let's see the rest of it....
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #2 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 12:07am » |
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Well, now we know.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #3 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 12:09am » |
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I am too scared to ask Chuck another question ...
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Q: How many parakeets can you hide under a Scotsmans kilt?
A: As many as will fit on the perch.
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #5 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 12:50am » |
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I forgot to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder why the Scots wimmens dont wear patent leather shoes????
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #6 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 12:59am » |
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Ya know Chuck, there are some questions I've never pondered-what they wear under their kilts WAS one of them. It was scheduled to be considered sometime in the next decade-thank you for resolving that ahead of time.
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #7 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 1:32am » |
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What are they drinking out of those green cans, and why is Scotsman B looking at Scotsman A that way?
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #8 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 6:53am » |
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on Oct 16th, 2006, 11:36pm, ClusterChuck wrote:| The answer to the question, all people ask …. |
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So that's where little bagpipes come from.
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #9 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 7:23am » |
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on Oct 17th, 2006, 12:50am, Cathi04 wrote: I forgot to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder why the Scots wimmens dont wear patent leather shoes????
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Because what they see is downright fugly!
Now you know.
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #10 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 9:21am » |
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The Scotsman's Kilt
(by Mike Cross)
A Scotsman clid in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"
http://www.allerdice.net/Downloads/Scotsman%20Song.mp3
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #11 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 9:33am » |
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Thanks, Donna...rotflmao......... 
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Re: Now you'll know ...
« Reply #12 on: Oct 17th, 2006, 10:15am » |
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Hey this time a year when everything is turning colder and the leaves are all falling and dying. I know I would never ever need an ugly pic like that....pretty pics would be much more appropriate. Who in the H*ll would ask such a question...huh? huh?! 
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