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Mrs Deej
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For all the men.....
« on: Oct 11th, 2006, 12:20am » |
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The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
....love ya guys!!!
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Live everyday as if it were your last, ALWAYS say 'I love you' when leaving someone dear to your heart and NEVER go to bed angry!
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Barry_T_Coles
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 12:35am » |
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 Sound advice,I'll drink to that.
Lets have some more wine. 
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cateyes
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #2 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 12:36am » |
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HAHAH I love that...Thanks...Its almost all so true...lol
Cateyes
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shadows stalker...have ya seen him? he is running from the duct tape..someone grab him for me please..
KISSES,CATEYES
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Pinkfloyd
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 12:47am » |
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In case you don't follow Steph's advice.....there's always this......
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"Nothing is so firmly believed as what we least know."
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sandie99
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 6:07am » |
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Thank you, Stephanie!
Best wishes,
Sanna
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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wildhaus
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 6:19am » |
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DJ, is there a way to get without the costly stuff....
Where would you like to go for dinner?
wine.
Here's my paycheck.
wine.
Quote:Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
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how lucky I am I live in Switzerland......
the land of Chocolate and money.......
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BB
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #6 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 6:26am » |
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on Oct 11th, 2006, 6:19am, wildhaus wrote:
how lucky I am I live in Switzerland......
the land of Chocolate and money.......
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Ever consider getting a concubine ?
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Langa
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 6:59am » |
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These are great - and for me, wine works every time.
Bob, the cartoon cracked me up!
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Jimi
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #8 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 9:44am » |
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Of course it does lush. Put the bottle down. 
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #9 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 9:48am » |
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on Oct 11th, 2006, 12:20am, Mrs Deej wrote:
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.
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.....Hey, I can do this.....this is easy.....
....wonder why I didn't think of it......
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: For all the men.....
« Reply #10 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 10:42am » |
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Edited on Oct 11th, 2006, 6:59am, Langa wrote:These are great - and for me, whine works every time.
Bob, the cartoon cracked me up!
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