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Water vs Beer
« on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 5:46pm » |
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WATER ...... It has been scientifically proven
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found
in feces, in other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop!
BEER
However, we do not run that risk when drinking
beer because alcohol has to go through a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and
fermenting.
WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER !!!
It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to
drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information, I am doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day...
I posted this here to make sure that all you wimmin that never get over to the "Funnies" board go there and read JeffB's post titled "Making a woman happy"
true, true, true,...................Tim
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #1 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 6:06pm » |
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If drinking beer = Health
Then I should live to be 200 years old! 
Jonny would live longer than Dracula 
Seeya,
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #2 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 6:30pm » |
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TFF!!!
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #3 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 7:07pm » |
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http://media.putfile.com/AlcoholWarning-MMH-20
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #4 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 7:16pm » |
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You're a great American, Tim. A true Patriot! And that's NO SHIT!
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #5 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 7:44pm » |
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"Water is to wash your underwear in." Uncle Skeeter.
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #6 on: Oct 4th, 2006, 12:55pm » |
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Alcohol is the reason that most of us were conceived in the first place
Jimmers
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #7 on: Oct 4th, 2006, 1:47pm » |
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eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuu............. 
here's to ya!
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Re: Water vs Beer
« Reply #8 on: Oct 5th, 2006, 9:22pm » |
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LMAO !!! I must be a healthy bastid !
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Have pump will travel...
Will work for Pools.
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