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True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« on: Sep 27th, 2006, 5:06pm » |
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True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth
Rodger
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #1 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 5:18pm » |
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a good friend will bail you out of jail a TRUE friend will be sitting in the jail cell next to you talking about how much fun you had!!! (that's my favorite!) 
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #2 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 5:40pm » |
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Well said to the both of you. Now hand me a lighter so I can light this m-80 and blow the shit out of this mail box.
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #3 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:09pm » |
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A good friend wont rat on you for killing someone, A true friend will help you get rid of the body!
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #4 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:13pm » |
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on Sep 27th, 2006, 6:09pm, Jonny wrote:| A good friend wont rat on you for killing someone, A true friend will help you get rid of the body! |
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you kill me (pardon the play on words) two minds think a like. can't wait to meet you in Jan. bring a shovel 
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #5 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:17pm » |
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I'll bring the saw and extra tough glad garbage bags. 
Oh yeah, I'll bring the beers.
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" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #6 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:20pm » |
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can i be your friend...there good rules.
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #7 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:21pm » |
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Jeff and Yorky you guys are in.
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #8 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:25pm » |
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on Sep 27th, 2006, 6:21pm, alchemy wrote:| Jeff and Yorky you guys are in. |
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right up to your scrawny little necks by the looks of things! LOL
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #9 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:25pm » |
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Bitchin, Dudes! 
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" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #10 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:28pm » |
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Hi Helen, I'd like to show you this beautiful view here at the edge of this cliff.....just a little closer......closer.....close your eyes....closer.
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" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #11 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:32pm » |
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that won't work she has her broom
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #12 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:34pm » |
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on Sep 27th, 2006, 6:25pm, LeLimey wrote:
right up to your scrawny little necks by the looks of things! LOL
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hi helen.hope things are sound.......ps jeff, helens coming to blackpool..we dont have a cliff.......but we have a bloody big tower
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
« Reply #13 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:39pm » |
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i put my money on Helen winning the fight on the tower
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