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Been awhile....Funny!
« on: Sep 25th, 2006, 3:53pm » |
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face Was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied,
wait for it!
"I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on
the cheek."
Rodger (see I am still here!)
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 3:56pm » |
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LMAO 
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 3:58pm » |
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Thanks Rodger, I really needed that.
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 4:36pm » |
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Bloody hell Rog,
Matt and I were just talking at dinner about you and how we hadn't seen you in a while, I don't know which of us is the witch but I sort of think its Matt 
Good to see you honeybun, don't take so long next time.
Helen xxx
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 7:00pm » |
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Are you loaning Matt your broom? 
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 7:46pm » |
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on Sep 25th, 2006, 7:00pm, alchemy wrote:| Are you loaning Matt your broom? |
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Am I heck!
MY broom is very special, its like no other one anywhere in the whole wide world and I'm not letting anyone else ride it so there 
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:04pm » |
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on Sep 25th, 2006, 7:46pm, LeLimey wrote:
Am I heck!
MY broom is very special, its like no other one anywhere in the whole wide world and I'm not letting anyone else ride it so there |
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Stingy old bat....
-P.
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:17pm » |
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on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:04pm, Paul98 wrote:
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Oh well if you're going to be like that then be my guest!
See if YOU can handle it I don't think many men could get near my broom and live to tell the tale
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:28pm » |
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on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:17pm, LeLimey wrote:
Oh well if you're going to be like that then be my guest!
See if YOU can handle it I don't think many men could get near my broom and live to tell the tale |
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Helen, why would men want to get near your broom, let alone touch it?
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:35pm » |
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you're the one who called me stingy - you numbnut 
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:47pm » |
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Roger, it is such a relief to see your post! Funny joke, heard it before but it's always good to read it again.
Please don't stay away so long again, ok? I miss reading your posts.
hugs,
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:57pm » |
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on Sep 25th, 2006, 7:46pm, LeLimey wrote:
Am I heck!
MY broom is very special, its like no other one anywhere in the whole wide world and I'm not letting anyone else ride it so there |
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i figured you were stockpiling them up to start your own airline 
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 8:59pm » |
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Now don't be silly Jim, There's only one broom for me
HOWEVER.. I can get you a cut price deal on a second hand Dyson if you're in the market??!!
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Re: Been awhile....Funny!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 9:07pm » |
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Helen put the broom down and slowly back away
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