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knock knock..........
« on: Sep 24th, 2006, 2:58pm » |
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Heard a couple knocks at the door and Brad went to see who it was.......sum 'stranger' dude was standin there and he asked if we could spare a few beers ? He said he was mowin at the neighbors on down the road...........he walked down the road and around the bend to our house !? Brad said he was out. Strangers in need Pam 
That was the wierdes thing EVER !!!!! Brad jus had to leave so windows and doors are all locked and shut !!!! 
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #1 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 6:48pm » |
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Holy crap Pam, weird shit always seems to happen by you. I wonder why that is??? Strange...
So, did the dude go to the next house for beer since Brad said you guys were out?
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #2 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 8:46pm » |
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"Hey, could you spare a few beers? I been mowin' at the neighbors."
"(click-click, sound of gun being cocked) Me and the missus, we don't drink. Now is there somethin' else I can help you with?"
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #3 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 9:08pm » |
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Ya mean your husband left you at home alone cuz he had sumpthin more important to do? WTF was it like emergency brain surgery or sumpthin like that.
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #4 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 11:54pm » |
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Brad went to a suprise 50th birthday party for a friend that jus had back surgery. I didn't wanna go cuz it was a long ass drive.....he car pooled with some other friends goin. I wanted to sit home and wait for wierdo's to pull in and throw beer cans at em. Steady aim fire Pam
I think alot of WIERD shit happens around me or to me cuz I know too dam many people.......bound to be some oddballs or odd things happenin. Never a dull moment that's fer sure. The guy mowin that walked over here was onea them 'new' oddballs added to my list.
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #5 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 10:14pm » |
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wow..... that floored me.... people are strange. When I moved into the house here a woman two houses up came over and asked if she could have my swing set....I was like evidentally you didnt see those two kids that I brought with me..... they are not visitors..... they are mine.
some peeps just don't have any couth.....like us LOL ree
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #6 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 6:41am » |
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Don't you have some kick a$$ guard dogs? Let 'em out!
That's about the strangest request I've heard. All I ever get is people wanting to save my soul.
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #7 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 7:43am » |
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on Sep 26th, 2006, 6:41am, BarbaraD wrote:Don't you have some kick a$$ guard dogs? Let 'em out!
That's about the strangest request I've heard. All I ever get is people wanting to save my soul.
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We have had a sign on our front door for about 10 years:
No Soliciting
No Witnessing
No Canvassing
No Kidding
Works real much good. Except for the ones who can't read.
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #8 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 8:13am » |
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Big sign on door
ALL TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED!!!!
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #9 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 9:54am » |
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Pam,
You really need to get out of that neighborhood. It seems like it's a magnet for really strange people.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 3:45pm » |
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Dunno Coots...
Should someone bang on my door and ask for beer, I'd try to make sure that the last minute or two before he knocked would be the best he felt all day. 
You need big or bigger dogs.
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #11 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 4:09pm » |
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Have had people knock on my door needing toilet paper, cigs, pain meds, milk, sugar, flour, an iron, anti-biotic cream and bandaid (same lady who needed the iron-she didn't know you were supposed to take the pants off before you ironed them), ice, water, and a hammer. But, I live in an apartment complex in California. P.S. Pam-no one has ever asked for beer. that is weird
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #12 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:15pm » |
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Kathy sounds like that person is looking for excuses to meet you..... lol sounds like you don't get much time to yourself either. I remember living in a complex like that too and we could never even sit down to eat without people knocking allllllll the time......
ree who barely makes eye contact with her unfriendly neighbors anymore.......
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #13 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 6:26pm » |
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None of this wierd shit ever happens to me 
Do you suppose its because I carry my Winchester Model 94
even when I go to my mailbox?
And spare beers......WTF are those?
Sweetie you better move down here where no one would ever ask to be given a few beers without at least offering some decent venison jerky in exchange
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Re: knock knock..........
« Reply #14 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 7:44pm » |
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Geeze. How bad, can it be there? I have to agree that it would be effective though.
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