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How to clean the toliet....
« on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:01am » |
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Cleaning the toilet
1 Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:04am » |
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ha,ha,,dont cats look funny when they are wet through?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:05am » |
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:17am » |
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I heard that all you had to do was call Jim in Phoenix and tell him we were holding a convention. He'd be at your doorstep in a matter of minutes with a toilet brush in his hand. Saves the cat a lot of stress.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:56am » |
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Jim? Jim?? Are you getting all this Jim???
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #5 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:18am » |
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alright alright, people trying to take over my line of work geeze whats next? take watching paint dry away from me to? (drumming fingers on desk with smoke coming out my nose) 
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:24am » |
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on Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:18am, alchemy wrote:| alright alright, people trying to take over my line of work geeze whats next? take watching paint dry away from me to? (drumming fingers on desk with smoke coming out my nose) |
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Jim, Jim, Jim...There can be no substitute! Your dedication and attention to detail has become legendary
Besides, you are more fun to pick on Bro. Cats just don't cut it
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 10:55am » |
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Thankyou i can go about my duties again
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:07am » |
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on Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:07am, chewy wrote:Bow to your God INFIDEL!
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Flush Jim, FLUSH! USS Chewy goes down in Boston Harbor!
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #12 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:37am » |
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As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I, too thought of Jim and I am now in the process of coming up with another job for Jim that cats cannot do.
Updates on my thought process at a later date. Hang in there Jim, help is on the way.
( Anyone know if there are any 12-step programs out there for Jim in the meantime?)
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #13 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 12:09pm » |
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What A Great Idea!
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #14 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 3:16pm » |
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. just read it again. . i like cats, three of them have accepted me as there keeper/door opener. i wonder if youed retire them after the 8th go ? .
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #15 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 3:18pm » |
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on Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:24am, chewy wrote:Do I amuse you ?
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ha,ha....told ya!
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #16 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 6:49pm » |
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CATS RULE!!
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #17 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:25pm » |
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on Sep 23rd, 2006, 6:49pm, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:CATS RULE!!
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No, cats rule, dogs rule, and you drool for thinking that either of them drool. 
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #18 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:53pm » |
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It's a classic. I forgot about this one.
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Re: How to clean the toliet....
« Reply #19 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 10:11pm » |
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Then there's the old cat & moose game
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You love lots of things if you live around them. But there isn't any woman and there isn't any horse, not any before nor after, that’s as lovely as a great airplane. Man has one virginity to lose in fighters, and if it is a lovely airplane he loses it to, there is where his heart will forever be.
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