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thomas
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This is how it should be.
« on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:53am » |
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1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward] 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her] 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. [It makes her feel like you really love her.] 4. Cuddle with her. [She'll feel like your there for her] 5. Hug her from behind [It makes her feel special] 6. Write little notes. [She smiles. They're cute; The end] 7. Compliment her Honestly. [No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her] 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. [It makes her feel wanted] 9. Be super sweet to her. = ) [All girls like a super sweet guy] 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. [She'll go to bed with a smile] 11. Comfort her when she cries. [She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her] 12.Wipe away her tears [It'll show you'll always be there] 13. Love her with all your heart. [Not with your brain... or your ......] 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). [It's true boys!] 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). [Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman] 16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her [& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her] 17. Take her for a long walk at night! [She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.] 18. When it's cold outside hold her close [You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms] 19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep [This just feels good!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 10:31am » |
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #2 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:06am » |
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #3 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:07am » |
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You 2 are just way to damn cute. This is something that works for the girls as well as the guys.
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #4 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:14am » |
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Don't forget to ask how her days been, and actually listen!
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #5 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:24am » |
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One thing I always forget: When she asks you " do I look ok in this?" LOOK before saying YES
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #6 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:34am » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:07am, Tiannia wrote:This is something that works for the girls as well as the guys. |
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #7 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:38am » |
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Call her up out of the blue just to say I love you
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #8 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:39am » |
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However, if you do these things and she isn't your girlfriend...... expect an arrest warrant or restraining order or both.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 1:13pm » |
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After she has completed washing the cloths, cleaning the house, vacuuming the car, and walking the dog always thank her for bringing you your beer when you get back from fishing. And stress how much you love how she makes a sandmoooch. urrrrp!
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #10 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 4:08pm » |
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Thomas, you have been amazing all of us ever since you met that lady of yours. Good going hon. Oh...and Chewy? How's that approach of yours working?
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #11 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 4:16pm » |
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LMAO Linda - you took the words outta my mouth. Like Dr. Phil would say: "Oh yeah? And how's that workin for ya?"
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #12 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 4:16pm » |
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Thomas, You and my husband must be blood related!! He does these everyday and then some!!! Marriage is an amazing thing and I am so thankful I moved next door! LOL Much love...with butterflies in my tummy, Steph
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 4:44pm » |
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 4:48pm » |
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Thank you for that, Thomas. I was beginning to think my standards were just too high. Now I see that there really are some high quality men out there.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 5:03pm » |
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Thomas, at the risk of everyone on the board knowing what a weenie I am, I have to tell you that this post brought me to tears. While reading it I realized that I still do those things (with the exception of pick her up.....it's a back thing) after 35 years of marriage and here I sit thinking about what a worthless piece of crap I am!! These HA's are destroying my self image and I thank you for reminding me for a moment that I do have some redeeming qualities. .....nice timing....Tim
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:16pm » |
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It's called being a gentlemen. Very few left in this world. Me, I'm a gentleman. However I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want! So far, so good! Peace, Carl D
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:34pm » |
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I would be happy to do that for a woman . . . If I could ever get past the "can I hump your leg" part Mike
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:47pm » |
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Re: This is how it should be.
« Reply #19 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:53pm » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:34pm, M.R. wrote: I would be happy to do that for a woman . . . If I could ever get past the "can I hump your leg" part Mike |
| Chewy enjoys people humping his leg. Too bad he isn't a woman........ yet.
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 10:08pm » |
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 22nd, 2006, 10:08pm » |
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Chewy, my husband was doing the dishes and I told him, "After you walk the dog, you can have a smooch".. He offered to beam me with a pan. We don't have a dog, anyway. Your method didn't work for me. Charlotte ps very nice initial post, though, and Mrs Deej, you are a doll and DJ is a lucky fellow.
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I should have added; Purchase her a nice new fillet knife on your anniversary in case you catch a nice size fish for her to clean and cook.
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 4:28pm » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:34pm, M.R. wrote: I would be happy to do that for a woman. If I could ever get past the "can I hump your leg" part |
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