Author |
Topic: Retirement Is Fun! (Read 221 times) |
|
Jimi
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Who loves ya baby!
 
 
Gender: 
Posts: 2286
|
 |
Retirement Is Fun!
« on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:41am » |
 Quote  Modify
|
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him another bad name. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health. 
|
|
 IP Logged |
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
|
|
|
zwibbs/Scott
New Board Hall of Famer
Stay Strong !!!
Gender:
Posts: 2206
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:43am » |
Quote Modify
|
That's funny Jimi. 
|
|
IP Logged |
There's always light at the end of the Tunnel.
|
|
|
Richr8
New Board Hall of Famer
It's all about today...
Gender:
Posts: 1396
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:44am » |
Quote Modify
|
When I got to the bus part, I was thinking how cruel, then I saw the part about Hillary.
Great! 
|
|
IP Logged |
pf wishes,
Rich
...because yesterday is history and you never know what tomorrow will bring.
"Med free"- A few seeds and lots of O2-LG but not great.
|
|
|
JeffB
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Wide open till you see God, then brake
Gender:
Posts: 2729
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:46am » |
Quote Modify
|
ROTFLMMFAO!
Nice!
|
|
IP Logged |
" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
|
|
|
kcopelin
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
good grief
Gender: 
Posts: 536
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:48am » |
Quote Modify
|
|
|
IP Logged |
Words count, chose carefully.
|
|
|
echo
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Chronic and still alive --- I Win!
Gender:
Posts: 4214
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:59am » |
Quote Modify
|
LOL. Glad you were able to entertain yourself.
|
|
IP Logged |
"If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it".
Proud Dad of a US Marine, and a former Marine turned Police Officer.
|
|
|
George_J
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
White-Breasted Nuthatch
Gender:
Posts: 4222
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 12:13pm » |
Quote Modify
|
LMAO!
George
|
|
IP Logged |
Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
|
|
|
Langa
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
So many donuts, such little time...
Gender:
Posts: 4179
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 4:22pm » |
Quote Modify
|
As I said B4, you have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands... 
Love,
Langa
|
|
IP Logged |
When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
|
|
|
nani
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Got kudzu?
Gender:
Posts: 7953
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 4:31pm » |
Quote Modify
|
WTG, Butthead. That was my car!
You need to find something useful to do... like wait on Ruthie hand and foot. If you get really bored, you can join your friends for checkers outside the barbershop.
|
|
IP Logged |
Others may come and go, but MY power is MINE.
|
|
|
Jimi
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Who loves ya baby!
Gender:
Posts: 2286
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 4:31pm » |
Quote Modify
|
or...............come visit you.
|
|
IP Logged |
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
|
|
|
nani
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Got kudzu?
Gender:
Posts: 7953
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #10 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 4:44pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Now, you know I'd love that.
I'd put up with you in order to spend time with my girl, Ruthie.
|
|
IP Logged |
Others may come and go, but MY power is MINE.
|
|
|
jimmers
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Hello GOD! The gene pool needs some chlorine!
Gender:
Posts: 2092
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 5:31pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Three things an older man should never do.
1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a "Hard on" even if you by yourself.
Seeya,
Jimmers
|
|
IP Logged |
I don't suffer from INSANITY; I'm enjoying every minute of it!
|
|
|
Jonny
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Give me a shovel Ill dig my own grave!
Gender:
Posts: 26213
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 5:39pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on Sep 21st, 2006, 5:31pm, jimmers wrote:
3. Never waste a "Hard on" even if you by yourself.
|
|
You dont have to be old to know that one.....LMAO
|
|
IP Logged |
It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
- Guiseppi
|
|
|
Charlotte
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
I love YaBB 1G - SP1!
Gender:
Posts: 1932
|
|
Re: Retirement Is Fun!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 6:45pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Jimi, Jimi, Jimi 
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss