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Mrs Deej
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True Life...
« on: Sep 21st, 2006, 8:05am » |
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 ...anyone have friends like these?
Can someone hand me my "dumbstick"?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 8:21am » |
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 . calm down Mrs Deej. lifes too short.
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Mrs Deej
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 8:24am » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:21am, andrewjb wrote:| . calm down Mrs Deej. lifes too short. |
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LMAO!!!
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 8:29am » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:05am, Mrs Deej wrote:...anyone have friends like these?
Can someone hand me my "dumbstick"?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I do. 
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
Guilty! 
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Total agreeement.  Cake good!
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
Not only have I done it but also when someone looses something I have to ask WHERE DID YOU LOOSE IT.
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
Love doing that to my kids and wife! 
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
Almost Daily sorry 
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
Never understood that one either! 
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
Feed the bugs! 
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
Again sorry done that been there 
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #4 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 8:55am » |
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Hey Steph -- do you know the SAME people I do???? 
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #5 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 8:57am » |
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i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #6 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 9:23am » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:57am, alchemy wrote:| i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm |
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OMG!!! Thank you...another ever pondering question!!! Maybe the banks are scared they will get sued for discrimination? 
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #7 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:09am » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:57am, alchemy wrote:| i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm |
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #8 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 11:34am » |
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Blind people can't be in the driver's side back seat and use the ATM?
Wow, sorry for you that those little bumps hurt your fingers so blind people can use the bank without your help.
^^^^^ completely kidding. Not serious at all!
As for new and improved.... I believe the new refers to the improvement not to the product. I.E. It is a new improvement to the product not an improvement that someone else has made that is now new to our product
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #9 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 12:09pm » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:57am, alchemy wrote:| i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm |
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I actually know the answer to that one.
Because they are cheap. they buy them in bulk and to meet ada standards Brail is required at walk up atm's so they just put them on all so they don't have to pay more for 2 seperate orders of 1/2 the amount with and without brail.
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #10 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 1:42pm » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 12:09pm, Ghost wrote:
I actually know the answer to that one.
Because they are cheap. they buy them in bulk and to meet ada standards Brail is required at walk up atm's so they just put them on all so they don't have to pay more for 2 seperate orders of 1/2 the amount with and without brail.
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well that just takes all the fun out of bitching and fucking wondering about it
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #11 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 1:50pm » |
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well, then, Jim - I'll give you a new assignment.
Tell me how hearing/speech impaired folks are supposed to order their meals through a drive through...... I axe you.
Seriously, there's a million dollar idea for an invention in there somewhere. A touchpad. I'm tellin ya. If you invent it though, it's now public record that it was MY idea and I deserve at least 51% of the proceeds. Deal?
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #12 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 1:56pm » |
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I can tell you how that works since i am hearing impaired. i scream my order and when i pick it up it's always a surprise what i get. i'll give you 70% of that
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #13 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 1:58pm » |
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70% of your mystery order? Yeah, no that wasn't the deal, Jim. I'm talkin' big money here, mister.
So, instead of having to scream your order (and probably scaring the hell outta the clerk in the process), why not invent a new ordering system? Huh?
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #14 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 2:05pm » |
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i'd hold up signs but noone in the drive thru can read english
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #15 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 2:12pm » |
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oooooh, very good point! LOL
that reminds me, it's time for me to go for lunch!
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Re: True Life...
« Reply #16 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 9:45pm » |
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on Sep 21st, 2006, 1:56pm, alchemy wrote:| I can tell you how that works since i am hearing impaired. i scream my order and when i pick it up it's always a surprise what i get. i'll give you 70% of that |
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, . i love a pragmatist. andrew.
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