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George_J
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Take note, ye scurvy dogs!
Today is National Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day! (Appropriate celebrations now encouraged.)
....So, this pirate walks into a bar. Do-rag on his head, eyepatch, parrot on his shoulder, cutlass at his hip, the whole thing. And he also has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
"I've a powerful thirst, barkeep," he shouts, "and I needs a bottle of your Jamaican to wash down the salt."
Bartender gets him a bottle of rum, but can't help looking at the steering wheel sticking out of the pirate's pants.
"Uh...did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
"Yarrrrr," says the pirate, "and it's drivin' me nuts."
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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TxBasslady
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 1:06am » |
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 I needed that laugh 
Pret-ty funny... 
Jean
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How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
Take a kid fishin
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I adopted a Vietnam POW/MIA from El Paso, Texas! 
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jon019
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That was GREAT, still laughing...
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Donna_D.
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 1:56am » |
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Arrrgh Cap'n George!! I have one to add to yer treasure chest!
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!"
The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances.
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke:
"Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."
DD
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andrewjb
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 6:57am » |
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, AAHHAA , ME - HARTIES .
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sandie99
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 7:09am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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pattik
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 8:54am » |
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Shiver me timbers, that was funny!!
Edited to add an appropriate pic.
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Melissa
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LMAO!! I love it!!!
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kayarr
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 10:46am » |
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Avast, ye you soil-licking varmints,
the waters await. ye behave yerselves or the plank awaits YE!
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JeffB
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Re: Avast!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 19th, 2006, 1:42pm » |
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Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
Fair winds and following sea's to ya matey. Now I'm off to rape and pillage at the local wal mart. AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh
JeffB
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