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Can you figure it out?
« on: Sep 17th, 2006, 7:57pm »
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A man lives on the 76TH floor. When he leaves he takes the elevator to the ground floor.
 
When he returns he always gets off on the 7th floor.
 
Why?
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 7:59pm »
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:00pm »
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Dear Beth.
 
You suck!
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:02pm »
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I love you too.... wait.. I'll take it off....
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:05pm »
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Because its not the same building.
 
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:08pm »
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Too bad the ship missed
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:11pm »
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to get some nookie
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:18pm »
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ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:25pm »
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on Sep 17th, 2006, 8:02pm, Bethany1 wrote:
I love you too.... wait.. I'll take it off....

 
Are ya crazy, girl?!? Never, ever, tell chewy you'll take anything off....
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:29pm »
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Are ya crazy, girl?!? Never, ever, tell chewy you'll take anything off....

 
Pardon me ladies whilze I slips into my little flimsy skin tight Speedo.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:31pm »
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Because he's a fucking idiot, like a whole bunch of people by whom I'm surrounded.
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 8:33pm »
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Because he's a fucking idiot,

 
ROFLMMFAO!
 
That was my first answer to ! LOL
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 9:03pm »
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on Sep 17th, 2006, 8:29pm, chewy wrote:

 
Pardon me ladies whilze I slips into my little flimsy skin tight Speedo.

   
Sweet jeebuz Chew, what's next, spandex?
 
There are cirtian articles of clothing man was not ment to wear.....
 
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 9:07pm »
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So he'll have 69 stories of floorplay by the time he's home.
 
 
 Tongue
 
 
 
I don't know
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 9:14pm »
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The answer is so simple you'll be pissed when you get it.
 
Beth got it right off.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 9:34pm »
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Because he's a midget and can only reach the button for the 7th floor?
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 10:10pm »
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BINGO!
 
You share the Grand Prize with Beth!
 
You have won a full length signed color photo of me in my SPEEDO!
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 12:50am »
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because most of the building or whatever is underground?  Or because he works on the 7th floor & stops there before he goes home?
 
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ps  Did we already get an answer & I missed it?
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 1:20am »
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to get some nookie

 
Nevertheless, I still vote for nookie on 7.
 
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 5:15am »
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on Sep 17th, 2006, 10:10pm, chewy wrote:
BINGO!
 
You share the Grand Prize with Beth!
 
You have won a full length signed color photo of me in my SPEEDO!

 
Oh Goodie!  Are ya sending it express post! Grin
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 8:12am »
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because most of the building or whatever is underground?

 
That would put 69 floors underground. LOL
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 8:19am »
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There's an express elevator on 7 and he won't have to stop at every floor?
 
His building is located backing a cliff and the front door is ground level at 7, correct?
 
The 6 doesn't light up in the elevator so it says 7th floor?
 
OK, when he leaves where & returns to where?  Probably neither have anything to do with where he lives, right?
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 8:46am »
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Charlotte your the best and I would love to keep torturing you but we all lose enough sleep around here.  Cool
 
Hint. Reply #15.
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 9:12am »
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Can you figure it out?

 
 
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Because he's a midget and can only reach the button for the 7th floor?

 
 
 
I can't figure out why Jonny couldn't press the higher button for him, what was he doing?
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Re: Can you figure it out?
« Reply #24 on: Sep 18th, 2006, 10:33am »
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He always "gets off" on the 7th floor because the chick he's pumpin when he gets home lives on the 7th floor.
 
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