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Girls are MUCH better than Boys..
« on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:10pm » |
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Just felt like stating the obvious 
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:12pm » |
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Yep, boys have cooties
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:15pm » |
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Girls clean, cook, do laundry, clean toilets much better than me for sure!
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:17pm » |
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Yep, and girls have 3 things that boys don't have and thank nature for that  (plus girls tend to smell better than boys, perfume or not!). "Thank heaven for little girls " (and middle sized girls and tall girls) of legal age, of course! 
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Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys..
« Reply #4 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:18pm » |
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Girls do everything better than you Jeff
As a matter of fact I think the only thing you're good for is serving as a warning to others
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:22pm » |
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Helen, I bet you played with dolls like "divorced Barbi" you know that one, she came with half of Kens shit.
And yes, here's a warning to others....Run guys, run!
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:25pm » |
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Actually.. I had "bunny boiler Barbie".. watch your back Jeffiepoo's! 
Is that the best you can do little boy? Sheesh.. you aren't doing much to disprove my point are you?!
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:27pm » |
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c'mon, Helen - cook him up a nice dish of curry, won't you? Sounds like he's earned it.
Oh and about an hour later? Take pictures please.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:31pm » |
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Attention Women,
The Jeffb school for women is now open. 1st lesson: How to cut toe nails right for a change, and how to get along with your husbands girlfriend.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:31pm » |
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Oooh Margi thats my kind of thinking!
Oh Jeffie.. wanna come for a lovely.. uhhh.. romantic dinner?!  *snort*
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:36pm » |
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And ladies (yes, Helen too) there is no such thing as a wrong hole!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:37pm » |
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Don't forget the nice pot of coffee with the dessert Helen. 
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:39pm » |
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Wimmin can't write their name in the snow!
And Helen, what's up with this curry recipie I keep hearing about? Unless it can skitter off the plate faster than I can jab it with a fork, it is edible and the stomach takes and keeps what I give it...........Burp!
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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oh don't worry Redd.. if he lives that long has room for anything the coffee will be brewing!
The fact remains though... girls are MUCH better than boys don't you think?!
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:42pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:40pm, LeLimey wrote:oh don't worry Redd.. if he lives that long has room for anything the coffee will be brewing!
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Of course they are, Helen. Everyman should own one or two!
And hurry up with the coffee, and use splenda this time not that sweet and low, and get me my slippers. FYI, that trash won't make it outside by itself! Oh Yeah, I fed the dog chili last night and made a runny bm next to your side of the bed, get on that would ya.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:42pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:39pm, Paul98 wrote:Wimmin can't write their name in the snow!
And Helen, what's up with this curry recipie I keep hearing about? Unless it can skitter off the plate faster than I can jab it with a fork, it is edible and the stomach takes and keeps what I give it...........Burp!
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Paul my sweet.. why don't you come and visit me and let me make you a delicious curry? I promise you it'll be a meal you will never forget It's definitely edible, it probably won't kill you and it is absolutely certifiably ... um... memorable!
As to writing our names in the snow.. of course we can sweetness! We can hold a PEN y'know!
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:43pm » |
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But I "could" use a man to help me move my furnature around. "Bout all they are good for anyhow...
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:43pm » |
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You couldn't afford us Jeffie-hairy-palms!
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:43pm, Redd715 wrote:| But I "could" use a man to help me move my furnature around. "Bout all they are good for anyhow... |
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Jeez Redd, that is word for word what my e-x mother in law used to say. Funny how every woman in that family has been divorced.
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Not only that the price of "milk" has sky-roceted here in Dairyland Central.
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Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys..
« Reply #20 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:46pm » |
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Oh be fair Redd, one thing I do believe in is playing fair. Men have LOTS of uses,
They can carry bags while we shop
They can take out the rubbish
They can mow lawns
(okay I'll admit it, I'm struggling now.. this playing fair bit is harder than I thought it would be)
I can't think of any other uses though.. flippin' 'eck girls.. just why DO we keep 'em?! 
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:43pm, Redd715 wrote:| But I "could" use a man to help me move my furnature around. "Bout all they are good for anyhow... |
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You just need to use your legs more, remember, you can't do much around the house with a sore back!
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:49pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:46pm, LeLimey wrote:| I can't think of any other uses though.. flippin' 'eck girls.. just why DO we keep 'em?! |
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um.... to open jars, Helen. And to dispose of the mouse/bird bodies that our cats bring home to us. And to kill moths.
sorry - that's all I got.
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:50pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:47pm, JeffB wrote:
You just need to use your legs more, remember, you can't do much around the house with a sore back! |
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Already have the sore back Jeffy-pooz, were I not, I wouldn't need one around AT ALL!
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« Reply #24 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:54pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:49pm, Margi wrote:
um.... to open jars, Helen. And to dispose of the mouse/bird bodies that our cats bring home to us. And to kill moths.
sorry - that's all I got.
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Sheesh.. we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here aren't we?!
Redd it's one thing having a sore back, at least you don't have to listen to Jeffiepoo's for real.. there's your silver lining sis!
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