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chewy
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied six.
The judge then said, "I will then give you six days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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Jonny
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Re: Justice!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 8:46am » |
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I tried something like that, but the bitch is still here 
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zwibbs/Scott
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Re: Justice!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 9:16am » |
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