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cootie
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For ME ?????
« on: Sep 1st, 2006, 5:30pm » |
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Anyone else get this email......I get alot of spoof stuff but this one is different but am SURE it is LIES LIES AND MORE LIES !! Since we deal with a group that does alot of charity poker runs and donations for kids with toys and clothes it struck me odd cuz we JUST had a coats for kids ride and alot of people like what we do even tho we aren't blessed with the biggest turnouts cuz of weather woes. Million dollar biker Pam
Here it is.............(these people should be publically beaten with a wet noodle that send this stuff.....grrrrrrrr)
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MY BLESSINGS
My name is Mrs.Hannah Jack Williams I am a dying woman who have
decided to donate what I have to you/Organization. I am 59 years old
and I was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the
death of my husband, who had left me everything he worked for. I have
been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late
husband to you for the good work of God than allow my relatives to use
my husband hard earned funds ungodly.
Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to
forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God.
I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning I decided to
WILL/donate the sum of $3,500,000(Three million five hundred thousand
dollars) to you/Organization for the good work of the lord, and also to
help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of
the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the
fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have
adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware I have changed my will, you
and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from the Private
Finance company to your humble self.This decision was taking after
going through your personal profile.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you
abundantly,Please use the funds well and always extend the good work to
others.Contact my Executor BARRISTER EDWARD HAYES with this specified
Email: e_hayes@openbg.com with your full names contact telephone/fax
number and your full address and tell him that I have
WILLED($3,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am
WILL-IN that amount to you for a specific and good work. Thanks and God
bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished as I dont want anything that will Jeopardize
my last wish.And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I dont
want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.
Regards,
Mrs.Hannah Jack Williams
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #1 on: Sep 1st, 2006, 6:08pm » |
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ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT reply to this!!!!
Damn spammers!
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #2 on: Sep 1st, 2006, 10:12pm » |
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Why are executors always named Barrister?
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #3 on: Sep 1st, 2006, 10:52pm » |
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on Sep 1st, 2006, 10:12pm, kayarr wrote:| Why are executors always named Barrister? |
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I'm the executor in a will. Do I have to change my name to Barrister?  
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #5 on: Sep 1st, 2006, 11:27pm » |
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Okay, Pam, I really liked the one I got from this poor woman in Ethiopia, college educated (in spite of a sexist society and hard to believe because of her atrocious spelling). Seems daddy was a tribal chieftan who died. He left everything to her, but also left instructions that she was to marry some old smelly fart (she basically worded it that way). SHe just needed a safe place to put her 1.7 million dollars til she could set up her account and she was willing to pay me $170,000 USD just for letting her park her money in MY BANK ACCOUNT for a few days.
My oh my......
kathy
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Don't you sometimes wish you could track their e-mail by IP or other means, hack into their stuff (all of it), deplete their bank account(s), change their websites & profiles, ruin their credit within 24 hours, send them an annonamous nasty e-mail, then fry their motherboard, servers, and hard drive(s) within another 24 hours, then have their electric, water, and gas shut off.
LMAO !! 
Devious mind I guess ... but revenge sometimes sounds so sweet !
UNsolved
danm .. I can think of a dozen more nasty things to do ! LOL
Change their address with the post office
report them to the IRS
Add then to the FBI's 10 most wanted list
Associate them with Bin Laden
Anymore ??
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cootie
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #7 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 1:12am » |
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How bout MAKE THEM read there stupid rip me off cuz I am stupid spoof emails out loud in front of a group of prisoners......buck naked........just before being 'checked in'.......have them bend over as they are reading Pam 
And have them sign it as Mr or Mrs "Oh baby oh baby give it to me one more time" Rahul.......
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #8 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 2:43am » |
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on Sep 1st, 2006, 11:58pm, unsolved1 wrote:Don't you sometimes wish you could track their e-mail by IP or other means, hack into their stuff (all of it), deplete their bank account(s), change their websites & profiles, ruin their credit within 24 hours, send them an annonamous nasty e-mail, then fry their motherboard, servers, and hard drive(s) within another 24 hours, then have their electric, water, and gas shut off.
LMAO !!
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Used to be more fun back in the days when they first started spamming and the speeds were slower. You could hit "reply", too, and send a note back to them. I had a middle-finger-extended .gif file that went nine megs that I'd attach to the reply. Took forever for it to download on their end. A letter bomb. Took a long time to upload, too, but it was worth it.
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Re: For ME ?????
« Reply #9 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 2:58am » |
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I get those every now and then. Less since I asked my friend not to forward hers to me.
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Melissa
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I keep getting emails saying congratulations on winning the UK lottery myself.
It's getting old real fast.
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