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So sleepy...
« on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:39am » |
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Damn it... Bein' single and werkin' nights used to be easy... But now skirt chasin' is just too rough anymore... I'm exhausted... What the hell has happened to the world? Was there some kind of fundamental change in the last 9 years that I wasn't made aware of? Oy!
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #1 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:54am » |
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Yeah, they call it Cable TV Expansion....
ie. the addition of women's channels like Lifetime TV
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #2 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 9:51am » |
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It's a whole new world out there. My wife and I were in a seminar put on by Babies R Us, there were 4 pregant women standing in the back and I got up and offered them my seat. The four women actually looked offended!  I said to my wife, so much for being polite, they can fucking stand, in a loud enough voice that could be heard. I tell you, these people today....
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on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:39am, ShadowLord wrote:Damn it... Bein' single and werkin' nights used to be easy... But now skirt chasin' is just too rough anymore... I'm exhausted... What the hell has happened to the world? Was there some kind of fundamental change in the last 9 years that I wasn't made aware of? Oy!
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Yes there is a fundamental change, YOU ARE 9 YEARS OLDER!!!  It's an insidious change! Pretty soon the questions of "will I get lucky" will be replaced with "will I get a good night's sleep" A great start to the day will begin in the bathroom.
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #4 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:03pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2006, 10:14am, Paul98 wrote:Yes there is a fundamental change, YOU ARE 9 YEARS OLDER!!! It's an insidious change! Pretty soon the questions of "will I get lucky" will be replaced with "will I get a good night's sleep" A great start to the day will begin in the bathroom.
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LMAO!!!!
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #5 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:14pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:39am, ShadowLord wrote:| But now skirt chasin' is just too rough anymore... I'm exhausted... What the hell has happened to the world? |
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Pssst, dude.....try a haircut and a shave....its worked wonders for me
Only took me 30 years to figure that one out......LMAO
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #6 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:20pm » |
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As the king stated....from a single female point of view...
match the outside to the inside, and you'll get farther, still takes some weeding, but, trust me,
it's worth the effort.
Women our age, wan't substance not lip service.
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #7 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:25pm » |
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What was in.....
70's: Long hair
80's: Big long hair
90's: Fucked up hair and some kind of facial hair
21'st Century: Chicks want clean cut
Thats my take on it
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #8 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:30pm » |
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Jonny Baby I love your new look....
You are one hot commodity...for the right woman.
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #9 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:30pm » |
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A high limit Gold Mastercard works wonders!
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #10 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:33pm » |
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Good thing you are married Jim, because you don't know shit about today's single women.......
Off soap box.....
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #11 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:45pm » |
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I would have to agree with the Jim dude to a point!!!!!
Not every chick is looking for love only, there are plenty of cash who-res
Thats my take on that 
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #12 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:50pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:54am, Dragnlance wrote:Yeah, they call it Cable TV Expansion....
ie. the addition of women's channels like Lifetime TV
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Why does TV for women always have movies about women getting beat up by their husbands?
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #13 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 8:59pm » |
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Because the producers are all divorce lawyers?
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #14 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 9:13pm » |
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Finding someone to love is harder than finding a good doctor. You can never tell what attracks people. It is not a tangible thing.
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #15 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 9:19pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:33pm, Redd715 wrote:| you don't know shit about today's single women |
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And we would want to, for WHAT reason???
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #16 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 9:33pm » |
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so's Chuck steak.............. 
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #17 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 11:09pm » |
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Yeah and now days when ya try and hit on chicks it pisses em off and they call you a perv.....the sexier they dress the harder you fall Pam
PS: I have alot of single guy friends......that's how I know that......I don't hit on chicks........blech !
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #18 on: Aug 31st, 2006, 11:42pm » |
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Damn it... Bein' single and werkin' nights used to be easy... But now skirt chasin' is just too rough anymore... I'm exhausted... What the hell has happened to the world? Was there some kind of fundamental change in the last 9 years that I wasn't made aware of? Oy!
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Hey shadow Lord. I don't really see a question here. What is it you want to know? Some guys here seem to know what it is, but it sure isn't clear to me. Post a real question and us women will answer you to the best of our ability.
But Cathi had it almost right. Chuck is actually ground  round
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #19 on: Sep 1st, 2006, 9:17am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:20pm, Redd715 wrote:| match the outside to the inside, and you'll get farther |
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Why would I wanna mess myself up that bad?
on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:42pm, Linda_Howell wrote:| I don't really see a question here. What is it you want to know? |
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What I want to know is why I can't werk all night and party all day like I used to? And have I gotten slower, or have women gotten faster? And do women really thing it's that funny to give a guy the number to a phone sex line instead of their real number? And why are those skirts so short if you're not supposed to look under 'em while the woman is dancing on the bar? And do women's hands have the ability to harden just before they slap a guy's face, or does it just feel that way? And why is a woman dressing suggestively, dancing provocatively, and acting s1utty okay, but the guy staring at her is called a perv? And why do women wear thongs supposedly to hide their VPL, but then pull the waist of them clear to their armpits? Okay... That's all for now... I'll come up with more after I wake up from passin' out from exhaustion...
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #20 on: Sep 1st, 2006, 5:20pm » |
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They got the vote. It's been downhill ever since. 
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #21 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 7:45am » |
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Okay... Some more questions... How do you tell the difference between the front and the back of some of those teeny, tiny knickers? If a woman farts in a restaurant, and no one hears it, will her date forgive her for blaming him? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why is it more important for a man to put the toilet seat down than for a woman to put the seat up? Why do women go to the bathroom in groups, but claim orgies are weird? If a train leaves Omaha heading east, and a turkey leaves Miami heading north, then what time is happy hour at the bar? Exactly why do married women go to bars they know will be filled with single men? If I pick up a date driving a brand new Benz on the first date, do you think she'll notice if I pick her up for the second date driving a rusted out minivan?
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #22 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 7:49am » |
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Ya know, ive often pondered the same things...
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #23 on: Sep 2nd, 2006, 12:51pm » |
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During his one trip to America in the early 30's, Freud was asked at a news conference: "What do women REALLY want?". The great man didn't ponder a bit when he answered: "I have absolutley no idea." (He was also asked what the meaning was of the cigar that he was always smoking and he said: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.".
Don't try to figure them out, guys-it is a losing battle.
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Re: So sleepy...
« Reply #24 on: Sep 3rd, 2006, 8:35pm » |
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I dunno paulc... That's part of the fun of it... And after a while, your cheek will go numb, and it's smooth sailin' from there...
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