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A call out to men
« on: Aug 29th, 2006, 7:44pm » |
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I have estrogen dripping from the walls of my house. My 21 yr old daughter just moved back home and I am out numbered three to one. They're burning incense that makes the house smell like a three dollar sleeper, they watch all these messed up shows. right now they're watching dr.90210 and wouldn't you know it there's a guy on there changing into a women. I need help. I need guys to post swearing talking about beer, strippers, bikes anything normal. I'm ready to go out and start a bar fight, but I can't be late for dinner and guess what it is kiesh. If I wasn't a lesbian I'd totally be fucked. help
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 7:46pm » |
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Being a lesbian in a house full of your female offspring is what makes you totally fucked! 
You're gonna need to move.
Now.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #2 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 7:49pm » |
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One piece of advice for you, bro:
Buy stock in Playtex.
Then, later, when you are rich, you can take your ass out to the nail salon WITH the girls and drink diet coke and talk about reality TV.
Dont fight it, bro
Brian
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #3 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 7:51pm » |
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on Aug 29th, 2006, 7:44pm, alchemy wrote:| I have estrogen dripping from the walls of my house. My 21 yr old daughter just moved back home and I am out numbered three to one. They're burning incense that makes the house smell like a three dollar sleeper, they watch all these messed up shows. right now they're watching dr.90210 and wouldn't you know it there's a guy on there changing into a women. I need help. I need guys to post swearing talking about beer, strippers, bikes anything normal. I'm ready to go out and start a bar fight, but I can't be late for dinner and guess what it is kiesh. If I wasn't a lesbian I'd totally be fucked. help |
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You are screwed my out numbered friend, but for what it's worth. Just think about some of these
guns
trucks
dogs
lap dances
steaks
midget tossing
peterbuilts
John Wayne (gotta love the Duke)
fishing
chew
spittin
daisy duke shorts
fuck it..............just keep drinking!
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #4 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 7:56pm » |
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Lesbians were invited on this shoot 
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #5 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 7:59pm » |
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I'm with the guys on this one hon.
Get on your bike.
Pack only what you really need.
Tell them you'll see them again during menopause.
Wait. That's no good either. Just keep riding til there ain't no more land beneath your feet.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #6 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 8:09pm » |
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on Aug 29th, 2006, 7:46pm, brewcrew wrote:Being a lesbian in a house full of your female offspring is what makes you totally fucked!
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me thinks you took that wrong
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Go on an embargo and leave the toilet seat up! Use the last of the toilet paper! Drink from the carton in the fridge! Have a few beers and belch the alphabet! Practice the phrase "get me a beer!" Say "pull my finger!"
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ps, You can stay with me Bro when you are thrown out of the house.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #8 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 8:11pm » |
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on Aug 29th, 2006, 8:09pm, alchemy wrote:
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Nah, I's just messin' with ya. 
Hope it made you laugh...that was its intent.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #9 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 8:47pm » |
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Sorry, they don't call me Michelle for nothing.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #10 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 9:09pm » |
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Actually I find GIRL stuff boreing too myself but I am NO lesbian......nor a dike Pam
Ya need yer own MAN ROOM......blast the stereo and have yer own satillite box and big tv......hang pics of bikes and bar signs and get yer own small personal fridge. Course with a house full of girls they'd prolly only steal wine coolers anyhow....you like beer rite ? Get yerself sum nice PLAID furniture too cuz women hate that and will stay out of YOUR space. Do it....you know you want tooooooooooooo !
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Hope you have more than one bathroom over there.
Are you a lipstick lesbian or wearing a wife beater and work boots?
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #12 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 9:25pm » |
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Hey Jim.....good luck!
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #13 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 9:44pm » |
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on Aug 29th, 2006, 9:24pm, chewy wrote:Hope you have more than one bathroom over there.
Are you a lipstick lesbian or wearing a wife beater and work boots? |
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #14 on: Aug 29th, 2006, 11:00pm » |
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I dont see a single thing wrong with hanging out with the girlz..........
Pass the clicker and let's have a tea party!
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #15 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 12:00am » |
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on Aug 29th, 2006, 7:44pm, alchemy wrote:I have estrogen dripping from the walls of my house. My 21 yr old daughter just moved back home and I am out numbered three to one.
I need help. I need guys to post swearing talking about beer, strippers, bikes anything normal. I'm ready to go out and start a bar fight, but I can't be late for dinner and guess what it is kiesh. |
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Egad. I thought I had it bad outnumbered two to one.
1. Put lots of tabasco sauce on the quiche, and wash it down with Budweiser. It helps.
2. Smoke cigars. It helps to dispell the estrogen.
3. Bring your bike inside and dismantle it in the living room. Use lots of power tools to drown out the sound of 90210.
4. If you find anything flimsy drying on the shower rod, wipe your hands on it. They'll find somewhere else to hang the stuff.
Good luck.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #16 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 3:07pm » |
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Cootie's right, Jim - you need to find yourself a MAN PLACE. For my Mike, it's the garage. He's got it set up real nice for himself - stereo, tv, CALENDARS  , tools, grease and other icky stuff. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you came over and hung out there with him.
When our girls come over, Mike's pretty quick to skitter out to the garage and leave us to our giggling. I once found him sitting on a lawn chair in the box of his truck, watching his car shows on TV. He looked all together WAY too happy up there.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #17 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 3:12pm » |
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many weird and wonderful things have been developed while the girls giggled.lets hear it for the "mans place".antique furniture is my bint.
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #18 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 3:33pm » |
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Put some of this in the bathroom
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #19 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 6:00pm » |
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Fart, Burp, piss on the seat, leave it down, scratch your yambag in front of them, Who cares?
Take back your castle! (You pay the bills)
Or me and jonny will come to your place and straighten shit out!
Boss till she gets home,
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #20 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 6:21pm » |
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on Aug 30th, 2006, 3:33pm, Jonny wrote:
awsome Jonny I'm getting some.
I'm the boss around here what I say goes. course I'm typing this while they're at the mall
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #21 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 6:55pm » |
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Duct Tape!
Nobody said Duct Tape! Not even Margi. I am so disappointed. 
And I wanna go to Mike's garage. 
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #22 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 7:13pm » |
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Go scrub a toilet Bitch
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #23 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 7:32pm » |
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on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:13pm, E-Double wrote:Go scrub a toilet Bitch
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E it's just beginning for you, I'd start scrubbing if I were you
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Re: A call out to men
« Reply #24 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 8:37pm » |
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on Aug 29th, 2006, 7:44pm, alchemy wrote:| My 21 yr old daughter just moved back home |
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When are these damn kids gonna realize that it is NOT a revolving door?? Once you're OUT, you are OUT !!!
SHEESH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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