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BarbaraD
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Found a CURE - I think????
« on: Aug 26th, 2006, 8:39am » |
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Ok here's the deal, I need volunteers to test my theory.
As most of you know, I fell in a parking lot (face first) about a week ago. Busted a rib, sprained my arm, both knees are missing skin and badly bruised and my nose looks like Bozo the clown with two black eyes. BUT I haven't been hit with CH since the fall. Had a few shadows, but nothing to brag about.
So, here's what I need. A bunch of volunteers to go out to dinner, take a fall (face first) onto a concrete parking lot. After you get out of ER, just keep a diary on your CH. After a week or two send me your results and I'll put them together and send it off to the medical community. We may just get this CH problem licked once and for all. 
Now isn't that simple? And the pain you'll feel in the other parts of your body will be all for scientific research so it'll be worth it. 
I'm awaiting your results.
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 8:50am » |
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Would a half gainer off my roof with a double half twist before facing the gravel count ?
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #2 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:09am » |
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I don't think I'm doin' it right... Wait... Let me try again... Hold my beer.
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:12am » |
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My 3rd try. I keep landing on my feet. WTF?
Neighbors gave me a 7.3 for style and artistic merit though.
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #4 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:15am » |
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Chewy... Does that mean ya a pu.ssy?
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #5 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:50am » |
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No Chewy -- You've GOT to land on your face. A concusion will work.
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:53am » |
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #7 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 10:15am » |
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Have another beer Shadow and then it's FACE FIRST. You MUST land on your nose to do it right! 
Chewy - I'm not sure about you. Maybe you should take a break and try again later.
But I do want to thank you guys for volunteering (even if you can't do it RIGHT!) It's the thought that counts (yeah right)
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 10:34am » |
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Quote:Chewy - I'm not sure about you. Maybe you should take a break and try again later.
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #9 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 10:49am » |
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I'm sorry about the fall, Barbara. I do think other pain can be distracting when you're in a low cycle, but I wouldn't advise a repeat dose for at least a lifetime. Like we all say, what works this time, might not work next time.
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #10 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 12:07pm » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:50am, chewy wrote:| Would a half gainer off my roof with a double half twist before facing the gravel count ? |
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I think that a Flying Sukahara with a 3 and a 1/2 tweist would work better! 
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #11 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 12:09pm » |
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Actually I have noticed that when my body has been dealing with some other sort of pain. Kidney stones, Back injury I have gotten a little respit from my attacks or at least less sever and less frequent.
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 12:35pm » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:50am, chewy wrote:| Would a half gainer off my roof with a double half twist before facing the gravel count ? |
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #13 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 2:31pm » |
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Barbara, i would do almost anything for ya but given my recent track record I'm fairly sure I would find some way to seriously injure my groin and scrape skin off the wrong appendage and I would still get hit with no where to tuck my head, but I have decided not to sleep anymore so give me a few more hours and I might reconsider  ....Tim
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #14 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 2:52pm » |
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Barbara, seeing you can't do my split toilet seat cure, I will let you have this one ...
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #15 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 6:22pm » |
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Ok Chuck -- for medical science -- you try the "fall flat on your face" remedy and I'll try the split toliet seat cure. One of us may just have the solution... 
Tim, you remind me of Drummer. Every time he tried something new, Mr. Winkie got the worst of it. So PLEASE wear underware when you try my cure....
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #16 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 7:33pm » |
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It's a heck of a way to get relief but then pain, good bad or ugly has been known to give one a break.
I'm not suggesting self flagellation though. 
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #17 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 11:23pm » |
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BarbD...
I'm sure you are a troll. *Everybody* knows that if you use the "CURE" word, yer either selling something or yer just tryin' to get jonny have yer a$$ kicked off the site.
But, since (for better or worse) you are the first CHer I ever met face-to-face and hug-for-hug (narrowly beating out Miklos and Donna D), I will also give you the benefit of the doubt.
Just don't be using that *C* word lightly....
...you've been WARNED!
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #18 on: Aug 27th, 2006, 1:29am » |
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Speakin of roofs and head trauma......that's what got this crap GOIN for Brad......a neighbor dropped a hammer onto his head....Brad was on the ground gettin ready to climb the ladder up to the garage roof (they were puttin up a big satillite) when the guy dropped the hammer on him. He started this ch stuff real soon after that....so guess for sum a wack to the head or face could be a cause but could it be reversed that way ? Lookin for hammer Pam 
He actually got hit on the side he started ch.....kinda on the temple more to the top........
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #19 on: Aug 27th, 2006, 6:31am » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 11:23pm, Not4Hire wrote:BarbD...
I'm sure you are a troll. *Everybody* knows that if you use the "CURE" word, yer either selling something or yer just tryin' to get jonny have yer a$$ kicked off the site.
But, since (for better or worse) you are the first CHer I ever met face-to-face and hug-for-hug (narrowly beating out Miklos and Donna D), I will also give you the benefit of the doubt.
Just don't be using that *C* word lightly....
...you've been WARNED!
oh yeah.... don you suck....
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LMAO
I guess I'm not a good troll... I should have put up a link to a website for RESEARCH and charged $19.95 for my cure. Oh well, I'm just a novice -- I'll learn...
And Jonny won't kick my a$$ cause he loves me....
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Re: Found a CURE - I think????
« Reply #20 on: Aug 27th, 2006, 8:49am » |
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Crap, I was just on a parking lot after a meal... Wish I had read this earlier... I usually tend to protect my body with my hands, so I probably would fail to fall correctly anyway.
Barbara, sorry about the fall... I'm glad that it has kept you PF, though.
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