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DonnaHar
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they do one of their favorite things.......roll in or eat UGLY stuff.
Among their favorites are:
Road Kill.
Bird, cat, racoon, armidillo, squirrel and rabbit, and any
other variety of.......poop.
Axle grease.
Cat vomit.
Commercial Dumpster gravy.
Any other unidentifyable item.
I know full well why they do this (nature's way of disguising themselves) but why MY baby?
On the bright side, once they've had a bath and a few mouth cleansing meals, they're back to sweet and cuddly.
Funny how, when you're playing with them with a toy, you say "drop it" and they do. But when they lunge for the forbidden yuck and you say "drop it", they swallow faster.
Here's herself in an apologetic pose:
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 1:30pm » |
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I don't think it is just confined to Beagles Donna!
My last dog Ralph (named appropriately) would eat and roll in anything. Worst of them would be diaper poop, dead rotting fish, 3lb of rancid Crisco + bacon fat (aftermath of that was frightening)
Inevitably, just before I needed to go someplace, I'd walk him and he would roll in stuff. It got so that anytime I scolded him he would make a bee line to the tub thinking a bath was on it's way. LOL.
My current dog has a taste for the cat litter box. He will come ino the room with cat litter stuck to his nose like sprinkles on an ice cream cone and look at me like "cat box? what cat box? I wasn't in no cat box!) Needless to say his salivary affections are not wanted. Yuck!
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 1:38pm » |
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Thanks, both of you! You've made my day - I've got tears running out of my eyes - not caused by CH for once!
BTW, I love your little "I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm sorry" little beagle. He's sweet!
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 1:39pm » |
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Looks like I don't want lunch after all, thanks guys.
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 1:40pm » |
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Apologetic pose? I know nothing of this pose nor do I wish to.
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 2:04pm » |
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I gave my buddies Mastiff a couple of five gallon buckets of trimmings from an elk my kid shot last year.Wild meat plus large dog equals cosmic dog farts.His wife don't like me anymore
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 2:13pm » |
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Had a beagle when I was a kid. His name was Buster.
Buster tried rolling in lots of things, but deceased groundhog and steer manure was the most pungent combination he ever came up with. He smelled like a dead sanitation engineer.
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 2:15pm » |
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Went camping with a friend years ago and he had an English sheep dog, we were getting read to leave and the dog took that opportunity to find a pile of people poop and rolled in it to the point he was covered.  Talk about stink don’t know what the person ate to make such a stinky poop but dam it was bad.
Thank god he had a dog box and we where in a truck so the dog could ride in the back.
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 2:19pm » |
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on Aug 17th, 2006, 12:57pm, DonnaHar wrote:| Commercial Dumpster gravy. |
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LMAO - never heard it put like that before. Nice visual.
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on Aug 17th, 2006, 2:19pm, echo wrote:
LMAO - never heard it put like that before. Nice visual.
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Seriously, you sure do have a way with words...
And yes, dogs can be really gross sometimes. My dog has a certain affinity for apossum poop - she doesn't roll in it thank God  . She also loves to kill other animals...chipmunks, ducks, etc. She doesn't eat them, just kill them so we can enjoy them as presents... 
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 3:49pm » |
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OMG y'all have made my day! ROFL I am dyin' laughin' here!
Thankfully, my Zoey only rolls in dirt. And my Charlotte, aka Diva Dog, would never even CONSIDER getting dirty. She doesn't "do" dirt, the prissy lil brat, but she is quite offended when you point out to her that her breath is horrendous!
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 3:57pm » |
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Hawkeye(our old shit-zu/lhasa) has been gone for 12 years now. Until today, I had nearly cannonized him....only the very best of memories..... BUT.since it's been brought up, I suddenly remember he liked cat box buffet as well....he used to like to take the litter covered logs....aww, I can't go on! Suffice it to say, I cannot bring my self to eat Almond Roca....
So, Hawkeye wasn't perfect after all! 
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 4:04pm » |
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our Barly likes to dine in the cat box too. This is why we have a cat-sized cut-out in the wall that is neatly framed with oak trim and laminate flooring, even though it's only an 8" x 10" opening, wall width. Hops can literally walk THROUGH the wall into his potty room and we keep the people (dog) door to that room shut at all times. REAL handy to have a carpenter in the family.
Barly's not at all impressed with the kitty entrance and tried for the first little while to see if he could fit his big old head in there and stick his tongue out far enough to reach his target. No such luck, bub. I think he's stopped trying now.
Just got sick of seeing Barly with that kitty litter mustache. It SO wasn't a good look for him. 
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 4:14pm » |
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Geeeez!
Thanks to all above for sharing these lovely stories.
Reminds me why I dearly love my dog, but when he goes... I gon't think there's gonna be another one.
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Quote:I dearly love my dog, but when he goes... I gon't think there's gonna be another one.
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How many times have I heard that one! Theres always a lonely pup out there just waiting for a people to come along.
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CUTE BEAGLE.
WTF happened to mine? LOL
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 4:26pm » |
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And besides they lick their " privates"---How many of you then "kiss" the dog by letting them lick your face uncontrollably ?
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 4:33pm » |
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Don, you don't really want us to answer what happened to Tucker do you and why he's so different from Donna's little girl?
Um...ya think it could be your THONG??? Or maybe it's just the speedo. Either way, I'd give you an evil look too.
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on Aug 17th, 2006, 4:26pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:| And besides they lick their " privates"---How many of you then "kiss" the dog by letting them lick your face uncontrollably ? |
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Why does a dog lick his balls?.....because he can.
Why does a dog lick his in the middle of the living room in front of you?.....because you can't. 
Somebody had to say it.
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