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Wardrobe malfunction x2
« on: Aug 13th, 2006, 11:17pm » |
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Setting: Six Flags Hurricane Harbor
Voluptuous woman (me) in an X-back swimsuit
Both parts of the X decided to come undone while I was cruising down the river in my inner tube.
Still hoping there wasn't too much of a show....
X gets fixed by handy daughter who was, fortunately, close enough to help. (appears that this help was sufficiently overseen by two male lifeguards and three very obnoxious teenage boys)
Later, X gets ornery again and decides to break one of its strap hooks completely. Creative decision made to unhook the other and tie them together.
Ending:
Lifeguards either thrilled or horrified by the show.
Voluptuous woman quite happy that wardrobe malfunction was north of the border rather than south.
Disclaimer:
No mammary glands were shown harmed in the making of this story.
Lifeguards, both male and female, appeared to retain their sight.
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #1 on: Aug 13th, 2006, 11:19pm » |
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Ohh... To be a teenage boy again... Or a lifeguard... Ahhh the visions...
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #2 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 12:23am » |
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #3 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 1:34am » |
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #4 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 6:08am » |
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Awww Zwibbs, did ya have to go and do that? Now I have to gouge out both eyes with a dull spoon. It just ruins my day when I have to do that. LOL 
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #5 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 6:42am » |
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #6 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 7:53am » |
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Thanks for giving me a smile this morning, Lizzy.
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #7 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 7:54am » |
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Well after seeing that pic, so much for breakfast. Glad im more a leg man....
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #8 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 8:18am » |
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Hope you applied sunscreen in the "appropriate" places.
Thanks for the laugh, Lizzie!
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #9 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 11:14am » |
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OMG!!!!!!
I think they heard me down the hall cracking up.
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #10 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 11:58am » |
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Well you should of gotten a more even tan that way.....no strap marks for you Pam
Good grief I could wear ona them boobs in that pic for a body suit........I have friends that used to have hot tub parties and I never went to any of them when I found out they all sat around naked. (I'd of felt like a midget in a circus act)
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #11 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 1:01pm » |
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Too funny spacebabe! 
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #12 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 2:08pm » |
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That's what makes this family so special... We can cry together, we can laugh together and WE CAN LAUGH AT YA!
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #13 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 2:12pm » |
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Note from handy daughter:
handy daughter appeared to notice first malfuntion before victim...perhaps first malfunction planned for male lifegaurds?
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #14 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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Lizzie? Sabotaging her own suit? No way.  Good luck this semester Teresa. 
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #15 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 5:44pm » |
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on Aug 14th, 2006, 2:12pm, Teresa wrote:Note from handy daughter:
handy daughter appeared to notice first malfuntion before victim...perhaps first malfunction planned for male lifegaurds?
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Uh, uh! Watch out Lizzie! She's got your number!
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #16 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 10:38pm » |
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on Aug 14th, 2006, 1:34am, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
(Mom's not THAT saggy.......yet....)
The sad part.....the fact that I know.
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #17 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 10:46pm » |
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perhaps handy daughter should rethink her posts unless she wants to carry her futon all the way back to Madison?
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #18 on: Aug 14th, 2006, 10:53pm » |
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Speakin of malfunctioning........I have a jack russle that has learned to jump up and grab the end of my shorts and tug hard........she did that several times when I had on sweats type low rise shorts with a draw string.......she has successfully yanked them down to about my knees several times when I was in the runs cleaning.......we had company twice when she did it and thank gawd no one was looking at the time. Full moon over Ohio Pam
She tried to yank my shirt off today and bit me instead......sumone needs to learn sum manners. Maybe I will take her inner tubeing........ 
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #19 on: Aug 15th, 2006, 12:35am » |
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Re: zwibb/Scott's bathing beauty (not copying it, since I've seen enough, thank you)
She could sure use some tatts, I'm thinking. I have some ideas, but I probably won't share them.
Saw a woman with a large tatt of a Harley on her chest once. The hubs and spokes were strategically located. It was a bumpy Harley.
Didn't get to admire it for any length of time, because she was under arrest, and couldn't stay around long.
Long story.
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Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
« Reply #20 on: Aug 15th, 2006, 1:53am » |
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Me thinks I need to visit Hurricane Harbor...
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