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wildhaus
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All alone........
« on: Jul 25th, 2006, 3:48pm » |
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My Wife and kids have left me……
When I left for work this morning….. they were still asleep….
When I came home….. they were just gone…..
And they are having fun on the coast of Italy (Porto Fino)
For summer vacation….
And I am all alone at home…… 
Time to party.........  
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #1 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 3:51pm » |
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You scared the crap out of me when I first started reading. You are a devilish one. 
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #2 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 4:02pm » |
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No, it's time to paint the hallway, dammit!
And what about that squeaky door hinge I told you about, mister?
And that leaky faucet in the downstairs bathroom? How about that, smarty pants?
I think you've got some work to do, mister. You better get busy!
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wildhaus
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #3 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 4:13pm » |
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Quote:I think you've got some work to do, mister. You better get busy!
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No way!!! Beer......... and..... 
Micahel
am I being a chauvinist pig…
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #4 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 4:13pm » |
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on Jul 25th, 2006, 4:02pm, brewcrew wrote:No, it's time to paint the hallway, dammit!
And what about that squeaky door hinge I told you about, mister?
And that leaky faucet in the downstairs bathroom? How about that, smarty pants?
I think you've got some work to do, mister. You better get busy!
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LMAO 
Talking about scaring the crap out of someone, I read Brews shit and had flashbacks of my ex wife.....
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #5 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 5:06pm » |
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I'm with Thomas...
You scared the "H-E-double/hockey stick out of me."
Now take that JOB Jar back out of the cabinet and get started...
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #6 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 5:12pm » |
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 I am with you Micheal grab a beer and enjoy.
Lee
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #7 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 6:12pm » |
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I was ready to start typing a supportive post to someone in need, little did I know you just need a beer.
Matt
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #8 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 6:22pm » |
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No, no, no, Excuse me Michael.
It's time to clean all toilets, get your saved crap out of the house, garage, etc, scrub the tire marks out of your tighty whities, re-arrange the furniture (mind you, you have to vacume and dust underneath), Re-paint the whole house in a "tasteful" color that your wife will love, repair everything that needs it, uhhhhhh - don't worry, I'll come up with more.
This is NOT your vacation, Michael. Get to work!
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #9 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 7:14pm » |
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Thanks for the near heart attack Michael....
You sure know how to scare a person.
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #10 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 7:26pm » |
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on Jul 25th, 2006, 6:12pm, Mattrf wrote:I was ready to start typing a supportive post to someone in need, little did I know you just need a beer.
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #11 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 7:46am » |
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #12 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 8:47am » |
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Anyone else notice the CHenz go straight for the toilets!
Get you minds out of the potties!!!
Enjoy Michael. My wife and kids due back friday they been gone a whole month. was bored to tears.
Mike
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #13 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 8:55am » |
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Whoopie what time is the Paarty?   Hey what didnt you go to Italy? I would've jumped at that chance? Working? Anyway hang in there ... you'll make it , we are here...All my best,  Summer
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #14 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:12am » |
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Quote: it's time to paint the hallway-NO
squeaky door hinge -can it be don with beer?
leaky faucet in the downstairs bathroom -Its the guest bath room not my.... so if one of you ever comes over.... oh well now you know.... leaky faucet ...
I think you've got some work to do, mister. You better get busy!
-No way.... oops yes have to go get more beer..... and some food...... JUNK FOOD..... !!!! dont heve to see that the kids eat "GOOD" food.... for me just junk......
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Quote:Whoopie what time is the Paarty? ... Party is Friday 17:00 that is 4pm (EU time zone)..... at the lake in Wildhaus....and then BBQ and ,... and..... at my house....
so if you all fell like comming...... there will be more then
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #15 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:19am » |
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Just don't enjoy yaself too much... Wouldn't want your wife to find out, and decide to make the vacation permanent... Although I guess it depends on how well you get along with your wife though... Good luck! 
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #16 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:36am » |
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on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:19am, ShadowLord wrote:Just don't enjoy yaself too much... Wouldn't want your wife to find out, and decide to make the vacation permanent... Although I guess it depends on how well you get along with your wife though... Good luck!
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My wife is the beast thing that happened to me in my life!!!!
I love her! And more important – respect her
can’t imagine life with out her…………
she is my lover, she is my friend,
she is every thing for me!!
And the beast supporter in the world….
AND I AM PRAUD OF IT
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #17 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 12:27pm » |
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Does that mean I should cancel the strippers I ordered for your party then?
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #18 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 1:49pm » |
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #19 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 2:10pm » |
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Go wild Michael, there are only so many hours in a day... the last day though means clean up after yourself and pretend you didn't enjoy the break!
PS: Yip, you gave me a pretty good scare there with the beginning of your post, just remember most CHer's don't have strong hearts.
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #20 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 6:35pm » |
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 Charlie you are a scream..LMFAO!!!!! , NO JELLO WRESTLING THEN HAUS? Cuz I got it made...now what? ....
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #21 on: Jul 27th, 2006, 12:29pm » |
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OK by now the party mood and fun are gone……..
And I start to miss my gang…… I miss them very much..
No one to take care of me….. or bug me….
Am I getting soft……. Yes! Do I like it yes….. I just love my
Girl and the 2 little buttons ……
Yes I know I am stopping…….. 
Michael
But I will not start cleaning
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on Jul 27th, 2006, 12:29pm, wildhaus wrote:
But I will not start cleaning
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LOL!!!!
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Re: All alone........
« Reply #23 on: Jul 27th, 2006, 12:56pm » |
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I'll be over with my toilet brush
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on Jul 27th, 2006, 12:56pm, alchemy wrote:| I'll be over with my toilet brush |
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You are just a man after my own heart!
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