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So I go out for a dip in the pool this morning, and I look out and see my coyotes coming back but they're acting weird. I scrambled out of the pool and grabbed the camera to get better shots than earlier this morning and the coyotes are scrambling trying to hide and up comes the association inspector and there's me by my fence naked with a camera in my hands. All I could do was say morning he just looks at me so I ask him how my paint job is coming on the house and he just says dude your naked I gotta go. I know I'm getting a nasty association letter now. oops
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Re: Caught
« Reply #1 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 11:46am » |
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Oh man I would have loved to see the look on that guys face!
Thanks for the good laugh, I needed it, so did the coyote run faster when they saw you naked?
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Re: Caught
« Reply #2 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 11:46am » |
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I really don't know what to say on this one! LMAO
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Re: Caught
« Reply #4 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 12:20pm » |
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maybe you could of given him the camera and asked if he'd take your pic 
then we could have all seen your white bits
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oh yea but isn't it nice when it stops 
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Coyotes are probably laughing their asses off.
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Re: Caught
« Reply #6 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 1:08pm » |
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Re: Caught
« Reply #7 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 1:18pm » |
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LMAO! Yeesh…
I was caught coming out of the pool nekkid one time, then I heard some music and decided to dance – I looked like a wet bird jiggling all over the place. When I saw I was being watched I damn near killed myself jumping back in that pool. 
Know the feeliln,
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Re: Caught
« Reply #8 on: Jul 25th, 2006, 1:20pm » |
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Too bad you didn't have your toilet brush in the other hand......priceless scrubbing bubbles Pam
Coyottes are BAD.......they have gotten brave enuff to steal pets and even kids when the game is about eaten up........I hate coyottes !!
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Re: Caught
« Reply #9 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 9:36am » |
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Carfeul Jimmy...they sound like they are getting too close to you..  .be careful..and put some clothes on , you exhibitionist You!!!
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Re: Caught
« Reply #10 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 10:28am » |
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The neighbors are probably more scared of the naked guy then the coyotes.
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Re: Caught
« Reply #11 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:16am » |
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I've heard of "Women Who Run with the Wolves", but not "Naked White Guys Who Run with the Coyotes".
"Women Who Run with the Wolves", the book, had great sales and was on the bestseller list for a long time.
If you're thinking of writing "Naked White Guys Who Run with the Coyotes", though, I don't think you'd enjoy the same market share. It doesn't have quite the same appeal.
(Big Kudos on the Wile E. Coyote cartoon, Donna. Cracked me up.)
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Re: Caught
« Reply #12 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:23am » |
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How about "Dances with Coyotes"? It could be a hit... Market it as a sequel to "Dances with Wolves"... You could prolly even get a movie deal out of it... Kevin Costner seems plenty desperate for werk these days...
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"Hello police? I would like to report a robbery. Someone stole all my beer while I was drunk."
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Re: Caught
« Reply #13 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:30am » |
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Do you really want to see Kevin Costner naked?
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Re: Caught
« Reply #14 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:32am » |
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Please... I've seen "Dances with Wolves" so I'm already scarred for life...
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"Hello police? I would like to report a robbery. Someone stole all my beer while I was drunk."
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Re: Caught
« Reply #15 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 11:34am » |
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Re: Caught
« Reply #16 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 12:21pm » |
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did they come back today? More importantly, did they bring their popcorn and their lawn chairs?
Because, if they did - you might have a serious problem. Voyeur coyotes. I hope they're female? If not, it's a compound problem.
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Re: Caught
« Reply #17 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 12:35pm » |
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They were out there for a little while. I was dressed today though but couldn't resist 
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on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:23am, ShadowLord wrote:How about "Dances Nekkedwith Coyotes"? It could be a hit... Market it as a sequel to "Dances with Wolves"... You could prolly even get a movie deal out of it... Kevin Costner seems plenty desperate for werk these days...
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That's better
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Re: Caught
« Reply #19 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 12:56pm » |
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Don't you have laws out there about Cruelty to Animals?
Showing your naked butt scared the hello out of those poor animals...
Seriously; Please be carefull - Coyotes can do a lot of damage..
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Re: Caught
« Reply #20 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 12:57pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:35pm, alchemy wrote:| They were out there for a little while. I was dressed today though but couldn't resist |
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well, did they ask for their money back? Kind of ripped them off, didn't ya?
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on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:30am, alchemy wrote:| Do you really want to see Kevin Costner naked? |
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Re: Caught
« Reply #22 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 1:10pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2006, 1:06pm, Melissa wrote:
oh phew! I'm glad I'm not the only one who answered the Kevin Costner question that way. I just did so silently in my head though. I'm not as brave as Mel.  LOL
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Re: Caught
« Reply #23 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 1:21pm » |
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on Jul 25th, 2006, 11:42am, alchemy wrote:| So I go out for a dip in the pool this morning, and I look out and see my coyotes coming back but they're acting weird. I scrambled out of the pool and grabbed the camera to get better shots than earlier this morning and the coyotes are scrambling trying to hide and up comes the association inspector and there's me by my fence naked with a camera in my hands. All I could do was say morning he just looks at me so I ask him how my paint job is coming on the house and he just says dude your naked I gotta go. I know I'm getting a nasty association letter now. oops |
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Re: Caught
« Reply #24 on: Jul 26th, 2006, 1:24pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:57pm, Margi wrote:
well, did they ask for their money back? Kind of ripped them off, didn't ya? |
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not to sound cocky but since this happened they have been bringing me their kills. So far I have received 4 jackrabbits and 2 roadrunners
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