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BarbaraD
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A letter from home......
« on: Jul 24th, 2006, 10:45am » |
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Dearest Redneck Daughter,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read real fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we
moved farther away. I won't be able to send you the address because the
last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm
not to sure about how to use it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled
the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the
first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said
it would be too heavy to send in the mail with those big buttons on, so
we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really
worried and hot because it took him two hours to get me and your father
out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what
it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks
just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men
tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him
cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch
was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out
of the normal has happened.
Your favorite Aunt,
Mom
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Re: A letter from home......
« Reply #1 on: Jul 24th, 2006, 2:55pm » |
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Re: A letter from home......
« Reply #2 on: Jul 24th, 2006, 2:59pm » |
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on Jul 24th, 2006, 10:45am, BarbaraD wrote:Dearest Redneck Daughter,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read real fast.
We don't live where we did when you left homeGladewater.
Your favorite Aunt,
Mom
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