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The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk
if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a
thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the
sticker and put it on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about
the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd
never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the
nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and
screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant
cheerleader he was for the Lord..
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and
smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a
man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny
beach.
I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in
the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he
said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him
the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious
experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
noticed the light had changed.
So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on
through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light
changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the
love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave
them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
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Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 1:54pm » |
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 2:39pm » |
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That one was totally priceless.... 
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 3:10pm » |
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I'm so glad you made it through the light without sharing the love up close & personal. I would miss ya.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 4:19pm » |
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Good thing the bumper sticker didn't say HONK if ya want me...........conceed'd ass kickin Pam
I went to a campout event this weekend....sum lady kept rantin and ravein about my hair and stuff......her husband was kinda quiet but this lady just went on and on. It was the drunken hour anyhow. Then she asked the husband what he thought......(good grief)......he stared at me a few minutes the "YELLED".......'do you believe in Jesus'........all I could say was "NO" cuz I was NOT goin to get into a conversation about religion !!!! I mean.....like......what the hell is up with people like that......were standin there watchin a band with a bunch of other people and that is the only thing this guy can think of to say to a women ? Would he of acted different if I said YES ? I'd of turned him into a beer if I had the power cuz mine was empty Pam
(I found that rather ODD.......esp at a nice campout party like that)
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on Jul 20th, 2006, 4:19pm, cootie wrote:I'd of turned him into a beer if I had the power cuz mine was empty Pam
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 5:06pm » |
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Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it !
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on Jul 20th, 2006, 5:06pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:| Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it ! |
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 7:33pm » |
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 .  as a contented hawian would say.andrew
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 7:38pm » |
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Good luck my brother
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 7:40pm » |
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Don you gotta ask yourself where am I going and why am I in this handbasket
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on Jul 20th, 2006, 5:06pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:| Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it ! |
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Just look who posted it, that should tell you enough...
Just pray for him.
As the lord said, forgive him as he does not know
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 21st, 2006, 12:15am » |
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AAAAHHH Chewy, you kill me...thats freakin great , oh jesus, sorry...aahhh still LOL , Summer..
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Re: Honk if you are Jesus !!
« Reply #18 on: Jul 21st, 2006, 12:34am » |
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dear damned Masticater
Thee lowrud juheesus has a fragyle ego handa no sense of humah!
Theya for...he shall smat thee from on ha.
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 21st, 2006, 7:27am » |
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Been awhile since I heard that one. Trying to remember if I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 21st, 2006, 11:20am » |
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Damn it,
I gotta work and you guys are cracking me up, I spit coffee all over my desk with all that honking stuff....too funny!
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You honked! Praise be!
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 21st, 2006, 5:16pm » |
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Okay Chewy... now you've gone and done it...
I was laughing so loud that people came out of their office to see what was going on and I had to switch screens.
Hawaiian Good Luck 2 U 2 Brudder...
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