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What the heck is WRONG wth people these days.....was at a towns fun outside weekend concert last Friday nite and about started a BRAWL cuz my hair touched this UGLY hillbilly chicks boyfriend I ended up havein to stand next to. I didn't do a thing wrong either......was talkin to my group of friends laughin and stuff and guess I flipped my hair towards him. I THINK she was 'burnin' I ended up standin next to him anyhow but I didn't pay attention to that.....eye contact with her was enuff to make ya peuk anyhow. She grabbed my arm and yelled at me and then she started flickin cigarettes 'at my feet'. Everytime I even moved she GLARED over past her boyfreind at me (he never looked at anyone.....I think he is afraid to)......then my friends said she was talkin to sum big drunk goon and they think she was tryin to size me and Brad up for a lickin. Huh.....thing is I had two other BIG GUYS with me I ended up moveing on the opposite side of to get away from her. Man she was one scarey ugly lookin chick too. What the hell do ya do about shit like that........if I'd of said one word she'd probly of tried to yank my head off and even the guys said she scared them she was so INBRED looking. People are startin to piss me off doin crap like that.....WHAT WOULD YOU DO Pam
We were up front watchin the band as usual......place was packed. We all ride the bikes out.
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Re: hicks
« Reply #2 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:03pm » |
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Women are just plain evil, it's their nature.
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Re: hicks
« Reply #3 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:06pm » |
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You shoulda just kicked her ass, Pam.
Bet Brad is better lookin' than the dude she was with, anyway. 
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:12pm » |
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You should have licked your lips and blown her a kiss 
and then maybe kicked her boyfriends ass for havin bad taste and no balls 
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Re: hicks
« Reply #5 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:14pm » |
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Ask her politely to tell you what she would like you to do.....and then..... I'm with Matt. A nice cold one. 
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Re: hicks
« Reply #6 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:18pm » |
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She would have wipped my butt, cause if she had grabed my arm and yelled at me I would of exploded !
Years ago I was in a bar, and I was looking at the group on stage. This couple was between me and the stage, she said I was looking at her boy friend. I told her nicely I was looking at the group on stage. Well she got to drinking and before long she came at me with a beer bottle. We went to fighting. Some guys trying to break up the fight grab us both but they could not hold her and here they were holding me and she is laying into me good. I was wearing high heels. The only thing I had to fight with was my feet. I kicked her with all I had several times. We both WERE thrown out of the bar and we became best friends.
I would have fought her and gone to jail or the hospital. Glad you were smarter than me Pam!
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:18pm » |
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Ha-ha-ha-ha guys !! The guy she is always with is a skinny dorky dude and he never ever looks at anyone or talks to anyone but her.....blech.....but you can tell he KNOWS BETTER cuz she probly gets pissed and throws a hillbilly fit. He wasn't the [problem and never even looked our way or at me when she grabbed my arm. She didn't like me standin there probly but either way he is a hillbilly's TOY boy (by far not a boy toy lookin guy.....skinny dude nothin special). He probly starts a war if he even looks at anouther girl even if she passed out and landed on him.....he never looks at the guys or says hi or talks either. Real wierd there are people out there like that !!! If I'd of said a word I think she'd of HURT me and the guys I was with (big biker dudes) even stated she probly fought DIRTY and freaks out and not normal or anyone ya'd wanna mess with cuz it mite not be worth what happens. Pretty bad when GUYS say that. She was really creepy lookin like she bit off rats heads for kicks so I just glared back at her and kept my HAIR from movein around and stood there BURNING ABOUT IT cuz it pissed me off I DIDN'T do anything. NOT so sure any response on my part would of been worth a BRAWL and hair torn out or face scared up. Had a chick get mad at me years ago I did NOTHING to but guess her boyfriend liked my tatts and look so she walked past me and GRABBED MY ARM and tried to stick a cigarette on them and burn them up but Brad grabbed her and threw her off me. It was that same town too now that I think about it. I didn't do nothin to provoke a problem either. That's why I asked....cuz what does a person do when that shit happens ? All I had was a draft beer in a cup and really didn't want to get SCAR'D FOR LIFE over it by sum evil ugly bitch. Am sure her dad was her brother Pam
ps: I really really really wanted to say sumthin smart ass back but I'm not kiddin when I say she looked totally CREEPY HILLBILLY like she goes out and probly whopps ass if that guy says HI to sumone or she notices he glanced at them or mite think they look good. A real blow up situation if ya ask me bein around people like that. It's one thing to PISS sumone off bumpin into them or spillin beer on them but it's anouther thing when ya get into trouble just for BEIN THERE. I will burn a long time about it cuz I didn't do nothin......I did fineally get pissed off at the cigs bein FLICKED at my feet so I yelled I was SICK of bein around hillbilly's and moved to the other side of the guys. Guess I need to be more cautious who I am standing next to ? I wasn't even that close to the guy cuz I DIDN'T WANT TO BE that close to either of them but sumhow got stuck where I was cuz of the crowd. I wanted to kick her in the face......but it's a cool weekend concert ordeal and hated to blow it for myself and everyone. Lots of security there and am SURE I would sumhow get the blame. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....................
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Re: hicks
« Reply #8 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:30pm » |
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I hate to say it Cootie.......but ya hangin 'round the wrong places.
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Ah yes, the hillbilly underground. Scary place to be! Best just keep away Cootie... FAR, FAR away from the 10 generation inbreeds! They have extra digits and a tail... I know, I seen um! 
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Re: hicks
« Reply #10 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:43pm » |
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Yep, I'm with Racer. Better stay out of dem places. I heard bikers hang around that place some, and you know how THEY are. 
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Re: hicks
« Reply #11 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 6:02pm » |
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Pammy,
Sorry you had to go through that, it really sucks. Several years ago during Mardi Gras my cousin and I were streetside in New Orleans watching one of the nightly parades. She ended up standing next to two “rather masculine looking females” one of whom thought that my cousin was hitting on her “partner”. Well, my cousin weighs about 85 pounds dripping wet and is DEFINITELY no brawler. This “chick” decides to “bump into” my cousin sending her nearly sprawling into the street. She looked at me and said “Let it go” because she KNEW I was mad. Well, the second time she “got bumped” I casually traded places with her (this chick had her back to my cousin, trying to make it look totally innocent). Well about a minute later, this chick tries it again…she takes a step backwards and thinking she is going to knock my cousin out of the way with her shoulder like before…well, she is met with a little more resistance the third time…cause I don’t budge.
She turned around and you should have seen the look on her face…priceless. I smiled sweetly at her and let her know in some not so sweet words that if she was going to pick on someone, she better pick on someone her own size. Then I suggested she move on down the street or else I was going to help move her down the street whether she liked it or not….after a few "gentle nudges" to prove my point, they moved. Isn’t it funny how a few shots of tequila will make you 10 feet tall and bullet proof?? Don’t mess with my friends or family
You did the right thing, Pam. HOWEVER if ever faced with a situation you can’t talk you way out of, remember this:
Can’t see, Can’t fight
Can’t breathe, Can’t fight
Can’t stand, Can’t fight
Poke them in the eyes, punch them in the throat or kick their knees out then RUN LIKE HELL !! Works for me every time 
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 6:46pm » |
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Well her eyes were so close together pokein them wouldn't be a problem cept for height.......funny thing is that she has skanky ratty blonde hair and alot of tatts esp on one arm. Ok....I got blonde hair apparently TOO long (butt length now) and alot of tatts on one arm. So did she see a better version of herself and not want me near that CLAIMED boyfriend or was she jus a total bitch ? I'd of LOVED to of looked back at her and walked up to her and cleaned her clock......she was too SKANK for me to tangle with tho me thinks and I don't wanna be lookin over my shoulder everywhere I go. And.....I'd of gotten my friends invlolved I'm afraid and one guy is just recover'd from a near fatal bike wreck. That big drunk goon that was near her could of done sum damage and he was out of it drunk sittin in front of the band stage. Maybe I will just not stand up front anymore or in that same spot again.......rally in the alley is a great Friday nite ordeal but I don't want to be 'rallied' down the alley Pam
It's a nice old town but notorious for it's hillbilly bars.............
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Re: hicks
« Reply #13 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 7:00pm » |
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Face it Pam, being fantasticly good looking like you and I are is no easy task, sometimes its even a burden....LOL
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 7:04pm » |
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Ever thought about a career with the Ultimate Fighting Championship tour. We could make a fortune!!!!
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Well Coots, best just to leave the imbreds alone. To dumb to reason with and to many extra dangling chromosomes to know what runs through their limited neurological connections. The bitch is just probably pissed at the whole world for being but ugly and dumb as a box of rocks and knowing she is only capable of getting a limp rag bugfu<<er boy friend to slap around.
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:04pm, JeffB wrote:Donna_D,
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Really though...I'm a lover not a fighter...but thanks for the offer 
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 7:36pm » |
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You don't say where you're from, but it sounds like a certain small town in north Idaho. Most of the people who live there are related to one another in complex ways. Their family trees look like telephone poles. Nothing but gap-toothed worm fishermen up there...
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Re: hicks
« Reply #18 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 7:39pm » |
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:36pm, georgej wrote:You don't say where you're from, but it sounds like a certain small town in north Idaho. Most of the people who live there are related to one another in complex ways. Their family trees look like telephone poles. Nothing but gap-toothed worm fishermen up there...
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:00pm, Jonny wrote:| Face it Pam, being fantasticly good looking like you and I are is no easy task, sometimes its even a burden....LOL |
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 10:52pm » |
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It's not easy bein me Pam
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Re: hicks
« Reply #21 on: Jul 11th, 2006, 6:37am » |
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Just carry some pepper spray and if she grabs you - spray her in the eyes and file asault charges on her. Should stop her.
My Dad had a saying, "Don't let your mouth get you into anything your feet can't get you out of and visa versa!"
Me, I'd probably (after a couple of drinks) grabbed his buns, then shook may head and said to her sadly, "Nope honey, he just doesn't measure up to my criteria - you can keep him!"
Got a drink thrown in my face in Vegas and I just sat there and laughed - it was so great being "the other woman".
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