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Answers? Nope... More questions...
« on: Jul 10th, 2006, 12:54am » |
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You meet the person of your dreams... You fall in love, get married, have passionate, loving, caring sex, and maybe even have a couple of kids. The person is your perfect mate.
Then you find out you were a subject in a horrible experiment, and was cloned as an infant. This clone was altered to change it's appearance, and possibly gender, so as to be unrecognisable and adopted by a family in a different part of the country to test what effects environment has on the development of a person. Unfortuneately, you find out that this clone is now your spouse.
Question #1: Was the sex incest or masturbation?
Question #2: Considering no one else knows about the experiment except you and the scientists... What do you do about your relationship?
Question #3: Still considering that no one knows about it, do you tell your spouse, knowing that you have no proof of the experiment?
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Re: Answers? Nope... More questions...
« Reply #1 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 1:00am » |
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#1 - Incestual Masturbation.
#2 - Nothing...it's all good!
#3 - NO...Why f*ck up a good thing 
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 1:15am » |
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Uh, Shadow, that was one of the absolutely strangest scenarios I've ever read. Hmmm, I can only respond with this:
A scientist, overworked to the point of exhaustion, finally clones himself. The results are outstanding-he and his clone get twice the work done-there are no personality conflicts....the only problem is the clone constantly utters obscenities. Scientist overlooks this little defect, as he's getting twice the work done-finally he is able to take a vacation. He takes his clone to the Grand Canyon-standing at the north rim-he calls out "Hello" and enjoys the echo. His clone steps forward and lets loose with a string of obscentities. The scientist has had enough and he pushes the clone over the edge.
Just then a police man arrives and arrests the scientist. He insists that no crime was committed-it was a clone not a human. The police informs him that he is not being arrested for murder, he is being arrested for ....
making an obscene clone fall.
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 1:21am » |
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That was funny!
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Re: Answers? Nope... More questions...
« Reply #4 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 2:13am » |
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Where the f*%k do you come up with this stuff. You have way too much time on your hands... 
Here's a question...does the universe go on forever or does it just stop like a brick wall?
...just curious
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 2:22am » |
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From red and blue shifts, scientist theorize that the universe is expanding (and has been since the Big Bang) but it may be slowing down. It may even get to a point where it stops, then collapses on itself. Then, in all probability, a Big Bang will occur again. Our universe is 14 billion years old as opposed to the earth which is only about 4 billions years old...boggles the mind if you think about it...
We live on a tiny planet that is surrounded by other tiny planets. Those planets make up our solar system. That solar system (our Milky Way) is but a tiny spot within our spiral galaxy. That spiral galaxy is but one of countless billions of other galaxies in the universe...WOW! I love science and astronomy! So complex. Makes you realize how insignificant we really are.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 2:27am » |
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More questions, eh?
I've run into another bunch that's full of questions too....
Could it be, (speaking cryptologically) that S=P, H=S, A=Y, D=C, O=H or T, W=I, L=A, O=T or H, R=R, and D'=Y? Meaning:
S H A D O W L O R D
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P S Y C H I A T R Y
What's up? An examination of typical CH attitudes compared with "normal" controls? What's next? Rorscharch tests?
Not that I'm paranoid or anything, but I'm going to wear my tinfoil hat to bed.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 6:09am » |
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Sadlord, Are you having sex with an adopted cloned man ? 
Inquiring minds want to know
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 7:18am » |
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I challenge each and every clusterhead to respond to this and all future hypothetical bullshit WITH ONLY MORE QUESTIONS.
The point will be to demonstrate, in real time, that those who only ask questions and don't provide answers are not part of the solution, ONLY PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM!
I'll start:
Shadowlord, why do you feel the need to get other clusterheads to join you in your twisted fantasies? Is it lonely in there? Do we need to come over there for an intervenion?
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Quote:| I challenge each and every clusterhead to respond to this and all future hypothetical bullshit WITH ONLY MORE QUESTIONS. |
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OK here's one for ya BC.
Why does the bazaar and twisted intrigue some people and upset others?
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 7:56am » |
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:48am, karma wrote:
OK here's one for ya BC.
Why does the bazaar and twisted intrigue some people and upset others? |
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Indeed - why?
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 10:10am » |
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I still want to know where the odd sock in the dryer goes to. Is there a fifth dimension out there for this?
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If a kayak is going down the river and all four wheels fall off, how many bones does it take to fill a two story doghouse?
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 10:58am, jimmers wrote:If a kayak is going down the river and all four wheels fall off, how many bones does it take to fill a two story doghouse?
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What's up with the "permanent press" setting on my iron? And, WTF are jumbo shrimp?
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 10:58am, jimmers wrote:If a kayak is going down the river and all four wheels fall off, how many bones does it take to fill a two story doghouse?
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Depends on the type of bones?
(Keep it coming - everything in the form of a question, okay?)
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Did the pervert cross the road because he was stuck to the chicken?
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YAY for me!! Looks like I'm the only one that answered! Where's my prize?
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Actually, the correct answer to Jimmers 1st question is all of them. 
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Yeah Mel! You got it.
But your answer is only correct because ice cream doesn't have bones, neither does jello.
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on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:18pm, jimmers wrote:Yeah Mel! You got it.
But your answer is only correct because ice cream doesn't have bones, neither does jello.
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What would furniture look like, if our knees bent the OTHER way....?
Oh, and i have the answer for the lost socks in the dryer question. Those socks are the larva form of coat hangers. For every sock that disappears from my dryer, a new coat hanger appears in my closet to add to the tangle. It's the circle of life.
Kenn, I say if it feels good, do it. Fill yer boots, 'by
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