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Jimi
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2 wives or 2 dogs?
« on: Jun 26th, 2006, 1:07pm » |
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Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And, last but not least:
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 1:24pm » |
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LOL…You have waaaaay too much time on your hands… 
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 1:30pm » |
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Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately, and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 1:33pm » |
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 1:34pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:30pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately, and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee.
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LMAO! Good one, Linda! I knew one of the ladies would do the right thing.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 1:41pm » |
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Nope. Unmarked bills in small denominations. Lots of them. 
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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Linda! No, No, I know that money is really nice in your pocket, but just think of the enjoyment that others would receive if all those posts were posted on bulletin boards througout the hotel at Milcon!
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 2:46pm » |
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I love the evil way you think Sandy...but I like Ruthie way too much to embarrass her.
No, the bribe money will be fine.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 2:55pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:07pm, Jimi wrote:| 15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
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I don't understand this last one... Are ya tryin' to say that wives are only supposed to take half of your stuff when they leave? Why didn't anyone tell me this before???
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #9 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 3:32pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:46pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
I love the evil way you think Sandy...but I like Ruthie way too much to embarrass her.
No, the bribe money will be fine.
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Thats a keeper Jimi LMMFAO 
And soooooooooo true
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #11 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 10:36pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:07pm, Jimi wrote:| If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff! |
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Amen brother!
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #12 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 2:36pm » |
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Hey Jimi!
I heard you had a great time in NYC...I'm so sad we couldn't join you  maybe next time.
Hugs to both you and Ruthie!
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #13 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 4:08pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:30pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately, and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee. |
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Jimi - It's a freakin' global, all-female conspiracy!
Put on your thinking cap, brutha. Make the payback a real mother!
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #14 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 4:11pm » |
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Thats allright Brewcrew. Ms Ruthie will protect me. I am looking forward to hearing you guys play Friday night.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #15 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 4:21pm » |
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Thanks, Jimi. We might even pull some Hendrix out of the hat for you.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #16 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 4:28pm » |
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Cool Beans (that was for Mel) Better watch it or I will be up there singing with you. I tried to get some peeps together to do something like this in Nashville but had no luck. Didn't even have a kareoke. Can't wait.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #17 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 8:06pm » |
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Dogs are nice, but the 2 wives sounds promising too.
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on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:06pm, BlueMeanie wrote:| Dogs are nice, but the 2 wives sounds promising too. |
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Maybe to you, but if I had two I would probably just shoot myself and get it over with.
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Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
« Reply #19 on: Jun 27th, 2006, 8:11pm » |
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