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Jimi
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Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 10:42pm » |
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Married 35 years, took a look at Ruthie today and said, "Honey, 35 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20- year old brunette. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
Ruthie is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year old brunette, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Woman makes a lot of sense. 
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #1 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:32pm » |
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Gotta admit I love that woman!!!!!
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #2 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:40pm » |
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That's a good one Jimi !!!
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #3 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:42pm » |
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OH man, I needed that laugh...
Thanks Ruthie... 
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #4 on: Jun 23rd, 2006, 5:15am » |
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Jimi, you sure know how to step into it!
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #5 on: Jun 23rd, 2006, 8:59am » |
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Well... At least she's willing to wait 'til after ya find another woman before takin' all your worldly goods.
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #6 on: Jun 23rd, 2006, 10:17am » |
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 all hail queen Ruthie !!
I really believe that so many of us can learn from the many women on the board who are life experienced.Ruthie being just one.You guys have the best comebacks for the old boys...brats husbands
and let them know there here because you allow it. I think at convention some tutoring sesions with these women " How to control your man without them having a clue" as a auction .WE could have a class of twenty that would make so much money for OUCH.come on ladies what do you think.men need not apply
Minnie whos gonna slip away now 
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #7 on: Jun 23rd, 2006, 12:29pm » |
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Give the Man What he want...
I REALLY LIKE THAT RUTHIE.....
From 1 Ruthie 2 the other
U GO GIRL....
Thanks Jimi, I really and truly needed that laugh..
Peace & Blessings
Lady Luv
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Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23rd, 2006, 1:14pm » |
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I heard Ruthie walked into the room with a sheep while Jimi was in bed and said "This is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache"
Jimi said "Ruthie thats a sheep" and Ruthie said "I know, I was talking to the sheep"
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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