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Redd
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Time for some Fun: What was the best
« on: Jun 21st, 2006, 2:05pm » |
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...revenge you ever took against someone who's wronged you? The catagories are:
They never knew it was you:
They suspected it was you but they couldn't prove it:
They knew it was you but they couldn't do anything about it:
Ex Lover, Ex Friend, Old Boss, neighborhood bully.
If brave enough, can you tell us a time and what was done to YOU for revenge>
Names may be changed to protect the low life innocent. 
edit to add: Best stories are those where the low life victim was aware of "something" amiss.
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #1 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 2:10pm » |
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Broken windows, slashed tires, sand in the gas tank, Spray painted messages, and beaten up fender/hood/trunk of a less than 2 month old Camaro that belonged to a guy who took a shot at me and my cousinn while we were out hunting.
He knew it was us but never said a word about it. He knew better.
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #2 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 2:27pm » |
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Ted and I had been married only a year or two. We lived in condemed wold war 2 barics as enlisted housing. Small little box with cement floor and white everything else. It was a ground level apt.
My husband and my girlfriend's husband(also next door neighbor) got us mad at them and we were fighting. The guys went and filled up buckets of water and dumped them on us when we went outside thinking they had taken off again. We were really steamed then. Soaked completely. Well they took off running!
And while we were outside drying off in the sun they snuk back inside the apt by the back door. We saw them do it but they had no idea. We hooked up hoses to the outside facits on the front and back side and busted into my apt( both door open) with bose hoses going full blast. They had saw us messing with the hoses but didn't think that we would get the furniture wet etc. They were wrong. By the time we were done both apts were soaked inside and out including the men! Revenge is sweet!
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #3 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 2:35pm » |
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Once a week I used to clean the toilet with my ex's toothbrush.
I wasn't going to kiss the sonovabitch anyways so I didn't give a damn.
DD
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #4 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 3:32pm » |
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Whats the statute of limitations over there for crimes committed against an American?!!
Umm.... well I have this friend.. she's a bit of a bugger so she can't post these stories herself for fear of retribution - after all you NEVER know who is reading this now do you?!
She used to be married to a right charmer.. you all know the sort I'm sure - Too tight to pay for a gym subscription so he used her as a punchbag instead. A real MAN (NOT)
Well not only was he a stinking piece of wife beating scum but he was an adulterous stinking piece of wife-beating scum.
He had got it into his head that he wanted to live in the US so he started chatting up women online and used to fly to the US to meet these woman about four times a year.
Her attitude was she would never be free of him until he went so she didn't say anything, it wasn't worth another punch and anyway.. it meant 2 weeks of peace while he was gone!
One time the plan changed, instead of him going to stay with his "penfriend" (He thought she was too stupid to read his emails LOL) his "penfriend" came to stay with them.
Now she had been sleeping on the couch since being pregnant with her youngest child so where this other woman was "sleeping" was ambiguous (and anyway.. she just didn't care)
The girlfriend, because that's what she was, announced she loved Indian food so nothing would do but that the wife had to spend all day cooking an Indian "feast"
There used to be a serving hatch between the living room and the kitchen and while she was in the kitchen she happend to glance through. The two toddlers were lying asleep on the floor and the scumbag and his fat lazy trollop of a girlfriend were stood over them snogging for all they were worth.
Now the wife was PISSED OFF!!!
It was bad enough taking the piss out of her in her own house but behaving like that where the kids could have seen was just going too far.
To this day she doesn't know where the idea came from... but she set aside some rice for herself and then calmly took off her knickers - and strained the rice for THEIR dinner through it.
She plated up the rice but left all the other dishes to be served themselves and called them through to the dining room.
Every time they put a mouthful of food in their mouths she damn near peed her pants laughing, so much so they thought she had been drinking..
The evening wasn't quite finished though and the husband, in a final act of insolence, told her they would have their coffee in the living room and she could bring it through.
Being knickerless it didn't take very long at all to pee in the cafetiere..
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #5 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 3:34pm » |
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I slipped a pair of panties in between the cushions on a guys couch for his wife to find. He Did have it coming.
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #6 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 3:41pm » |
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I was working at a Title Company in the Title Plant. We had a Mortgage Broker that was having us do massive searches for them, about 1400 a month. I had to track them all after completing them, because our agreement was that we would get them done in 48 hours of receiving the request. Everything went to them via fax, Thier whole world woulf stop if thier fax machine was messed up. And they only had one fax number. Well we did this for about 6 months, then all of a sudden they refused to pay for them because they said that they did not get thier reports within the 48 hours. Now this was because of THIER fax machine going down. But they blamed it on me not doing my job.
So when I left for the weekend, I taped 4 peices of paper together, set my fax machine so that it did not give an outgoing number. And faxed them, as soon as the first sheet came out I taped it to the end of the 4th sheet so it was a big loop. Then I set up the auto dialer on our machine so that it would call them back every half an hour.
I came in Monday morning and they called me for thier report order. When I caked if the fax number was the same, they said no. That thier machine started acting really strange and was going thru reams of paper for no reason. That no matter what they did, it just starting printing out blank sheet. They where buying a new machine, this is when I found out that the fax was tied into thier copier, so they spent 7K on a whole new machine. 
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Re: Time for some Fun: What was the best
« Reply #7 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 3:42pm » |
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I got furious with cocky mouthy old guy that was incredibly rude to me in front of others (and he was wrong also I mite add)......I got so obsessed and mad at him that there barn got stuck by lightening and burnt down.....and then they had a heart attack and died. CAREFUL what ya wish for Pam
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