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BarbaraD
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Alcohol WARNING.....
« on: Jun 21st, 2006, 6:31am » |
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large
chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gode.
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Jasmyn
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Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 21st, 2006, 3:11pm » |
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gode.
I dont even have to consumpt alcohol, CH hve the same effact 
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to listen to country music (or vice versa).
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Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 8:36am » |
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Quote:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
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Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
« Reply #4 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 9:57am » |
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HAHA
A secondary warning....Never, ever be the first one to pass out.
And the #1 reason
Not to pass out first around "friends"
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Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
« Reply #5 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 10:08am » |
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Now what?
I'm not as think as yo drunk I am occifer. 
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