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Dave_Emond
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Spaceship seats ...
« on: Jun 13th, 2006, 4:27am » |
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Okay, just typing because I'm bored and am supposed to work on my motor functions. Speaking of motor functions, like I've seen other posts on here with lists ... I've got one to add. My brother and I have been doing top 10 lists for over 20 years. Here's one that's tough to stay within 10 people, no politicians or world leaders (Like Hussien, Laden, Bush, Watt, etc..) that you think the world, especially the States, could do without. So we reserve tickets for them on the first spaceship to leave earth that will never return in hopes of making this a better world. I know some of my chocies may far differ from others, but hey ... this is my list.
With only 10 seats available, makes it tough! 
1. Rush Limbaugh ( Been #1 on this list since inception!)
2. Howard Stearn (Shock radio, yeah right. Now you charge your listeners! Big shock you egomaniac!)
3. Jerry Springer ( Take your final though with you)
4. Jerry Falwell (God wishes you would shut up!)
5. Barbara Streisand (Like Jane Fonda you never know the details so ...Shut up already!)
6. Billy Mays ("Here for Oxy-Clean!" commercial guy ... aaarrrggghhh!)
7. Donald Trump (You're fired!)
8. Paris Hilton (Just go away! Bad influence on youth)
9. Richard Simmons (Sweatin' to the Oldies in space, is it far enough away?)
10. Michael Flatley (Go Riverdance with Simmons)
All in fun,
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Re: Spaceship seats ...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 7:54am » |
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Every one of these folks....I think just turning 'em off would be much cheaper. In fact, mankind would be best served by smashing our TVs and radios and getting on with the art of living life as it was meant to be.
TV's and radios are for watching movies and sporting events.
Rocket ships....ppffffttttt. When you turn these people off, you kill them.
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Re: Spaceship seats ...
« Reply #3 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 12:05pm » |
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BABA BOOEY to you!
Bye For Now,
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Re: Spaceship seats ...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 12:20pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2006, 6:17am, KingOfPain wrote:
I feel a couple of well placed IED's are in order.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 12:21pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2006, 12:20pm, Richr8 wrote:
I feel a couple of well placed IED's are in order.
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pf wishes,
Rich
...because yesterday is history and you never know what tomorrow will bring.
"Med free"- A few seeds and lots of O2-LG but not great.
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 4:37pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2006, 8:03am, chewy wrote:5-4-3-2- BYE!
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 5:13pm » |
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I guess it's a toss up between Cindy (I couldn't be bothered to lay a grave marker on my son's grave) meathead or Blabs (do as I say, not as I do) Streisand.
They are like fingernails on a chalk board to me.
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1. my sister-in-law
2. the IRS (I know, already I'm past 10 people)
3. my brain
4. my ass
5. the 19 year old girl at Stop-N-Go who think she's "all that"
6. Mini Me
7. Katie Couric
8. Anna Nicole Smith
9. Brad Pitt
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 8:29pm » |
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A-No. 1--- John Edward. No contest
Pat Roberston, Jerry Falwell and Tom Delay comin' around the bend. This is my axis of evil.
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 8:37pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2006, 7:44pm, Melissa wrote:1. my sister-in-law
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after being a little up in the air about it...
Off to balloonia bedlam and beyond!
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Re: Spaceship seats ...
« Reply #12 on: Jun 13th, 2006, 11:49pm » |
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rotflmao Kevin, you find the coolest pics!
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