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Headache home remedies
« on: Jun 8th, 2006, 8:45am » |
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Was surfin the web for athletes foot and eczema home remedies and ran across this headache home remedy page. Some of these are hilarious.
This one really cracked me up .... "I 've had migraines for 3 years now. I've found that if
you rubpeanut butter on you genitals the headache will usually subside
in about 6 hours. always works for me."
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #1 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 8:59am » |
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LMAO! 
Does it say creamy or chunky? I don't care for the chunky style. It gets stuck in my diastema.
Wonder what that person was doing to discover that cure.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 9:02am » |
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Quote:you rubpeanut butter on you genitals the headache will usually subside
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 9:15am » |
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If you rub the peanut butter Vigirously, does that count as excersize?
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #4 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 9:59am » |
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The peanut butter thing DOES work (NO JOKE) for cluster headaches. Again, I am not kidding. Do as it says and it WILL respond as it said. Use as an abortive only though, it will not prevent future HAs.
I know I will get ridiculed for saying this but I guarantee you that %75 of all CHs will respond to this treatment as it was written above. You can also put spackle on your backside and let it dry, rub the blood of 3 wasps on your lips, or tape your elbows together with colored (blue or red) duct tape and get the same effect.
AGAIN, I am not joking.
Then again doing nothing will also abort a CH in 6 hours or less usually too.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 10:07am » |
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Quote:| Then again doing nothing will also abort a CH in 6 hours or less usually too |
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True but the duct tape thing has got me thinking. 
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on Jun 8th, 2006, 9:59am, FramCire wrote:The peanut butter thing DOES work (NO JOKE) for cluster headaches. Again, I am not kidding. Do as it says and it WILL respond as it said. Use as an abortive only though, it will not prevent future HAs.
I know I will get ridiculed for saying this but I guarantee you that %75 of all CHs will respond to this treatment as it was written above. You can also put spackle on your backside and let it dry, rub the blood of 3 wasps on your lips, or tape your elbows together with colored (blue or red) duct tape and get the same effect.
AGAIN, I am not joking.
Then again doing nothing will also abort a CH in 6 hours or less usually too. |
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Interesting. I've never heard of a CH'er trying these methods. Would you volunteer to be the first one here to give it a whirl and let us know how long it took and any side effects from it ? ( No joke ) Please also provide details on type of PB and how much in ounces (or pounds) you'll be trying.
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #7 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 11:15am » |
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While your at it try this one.....
"Bend a wire hanger inward. Put the hanger on your head so that it is very tight. Leave the hanger on for about half an hour. You might look a little funny with a hanger on your head, but believe me, it works!"
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 12:12pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2006, 9:15am, Paul98 wrote:If you rub the peanut butter Vigirously, does that count as excersize?
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 12:14pm » |
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #10 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 1:28pm » |
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Give a whole new meaning to "Peter Pan" peanut butter.
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #11 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 1:39pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2006, 8:45am, taraann wrote:Was surfin the web for athletes foot and eczema home remedies and ran across this headache home remedy page. Some of these are hilarious.
This one really cracked me up .... "I 've had migraines for 3 years now. I've found that if
you rubpeanut butter on you genitals the headache will usually subside
in about 6 hours. always works for me."
http://www.otan.dni.us/webfarm/emailproject/mis14.htm
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 7:42pm » |
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After a long and careful consideration, I have determined that the above peanut butter remedy needs further scientific experimentation to either prove or disprove its merit for treatment of Cluster Headache. I’m sure you all appreciate the great personal sacrifice I’m willing to make, (in the name of science of course) to further our understanding of effective treatments of Cluster Headache. In order to establish the accuracy of the results, the experiment will need to be carried out in triplicate, +/- chunky. To insure there is no “bias” to the application of the PB, I’ll need a female assistant to do the liberal and vigorous application of the PB to the aforementioned anatomical region. Hopefully after the results are statistically analyzed, we can determine the effectiveness of PBJ (peanut butter treatment) on CH and add it to our arsenal against the beast.
If you are female, single, interested in science and have prior experience with peanut butter you can PM me with cover letter and resume’.
I know this is a huge sacrifice for me to make in the name of science but it has to be done!
Oh yea, I’m kidding….
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #13 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 11:05pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2006, 11:15am, taraann wrote:While your at it try this one.....
"Bend a wire hanger inward. Put the hanger on your head so that it is very tight. Leave the hanger on for about half an hour. You might look a little funny with a hanger on your head, but believe me, it works!"
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You beat me to this one...Ugh...if only her parents used a coat hanger for another...oh never mind..... 
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Re: Headache home remedies
« Reply #14 on: Jun 10th, 2006, 12:45am » |
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Sounds kinky to me but a little Peter Pan goes a long way.... 
Or...you can just beat the walls and scream. 
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