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My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« on: Jun 7th, 2006, 3:09pm » |
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This happened to me a couple of weeks ago......TRUE STORY
I have had this sweet little Spanish man cutting my grass ever since I bought my new house.
He doesn't speak English very well, but we get by somehow.
Well, one Saturday, he had been cutting my grass.
There was a knock at the kitchen door.
I opened the door and there stood Roberto with blower in hand and goggles on his head, covered in grass.
"Yes Roberto?" I questioned. He looked around as if trying to find the words.....
"Miss Yayne" he said...."You want me trim your bush?"
I looked at him dead in the eye and said....."Oh, it's ok Roberto, I trimmed it in November"
BLESS HIM!! 
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #1 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 3:12pm » |
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Now all he has to say is:
"Me Tarzan, you Yayne!"
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #2 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 3:33pm » |
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Quote:| I looked at him dead in the eye and said....."Oh, it's ok Roberto, I trimmed it in November" |
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I would not have been able to do that
I missed the Jayne stories or should I say "Miss Yayne"
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #3 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 3:36pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2006, 3:33pm, Gena wrote:
I would not have been able to do that
I missed the Jayne stories or should I say "Miss Yayne"
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I miss them too!
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #4 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 4:57pm » |
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Me too! Come back Jayne - we miss you!
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #5 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 5:06pm » |
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OMG Jayne! We have the same gardener!
...........err....only mine's name is Manuel...............
.......and he only mows and weeds and deadheads........... 
More please!!!
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #6 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 5:37pm » |
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Jayne - Nov!!! Sounds like the gardner is right - a trim is in order
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #7 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 5:39pm » |
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Uh huh. I can see you straight faced saying those words to that poor man. I would have told you it's time for an appointment again as bushes tend to get unruly if you let them sit so long.
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #8 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 6:02pm » |
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...Soo, Jayne..........what do you say when your gardener offers to fertilize your shrubbery????
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????????????
( I just love offtempo jokes.....and LOOK! It only took me and HOUR to come up with that one!! )............
Turning the stage back over to you, Jayne!!
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #9 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 6:10pm » |
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Does he have a green card?
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 6:10pm » |
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I hope you told him your bush was privet!
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 6:46pm » |
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Ohhhh
I miss the Jayne stories too.....
Please remember to come back soon Girlee!!
Luv you...
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 6:52pm » |
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Hey, maybe that gardener could trim the bush with one of those animal designs. LMAO... you're too funny Jayne.
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 9:20pm » |
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Let him do what he wants to with the bush ! He knows what he's doing !
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 9:49pm » |
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Jayne-
Better that he had a blower in hand than a weed wacker!
OUCH!
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 10:33pm » |
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"wacker"
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 10:50pm » |
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This thread is USELESS without pics!
So, here:
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #17 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 8:36am » |
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Looks like kudzu to me.
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Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
« Reply #18 on: Jun 8th, 2006, 3:01pm » |
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Are you sure that was a blower in his hand?
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