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No wonder so many people say Google's search engine can find
Anything for you!
1- Go to www.google.com
2- Type in "Failure", without the quotes
3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky"
4- Look at it and laugh at what comes up
5- Tell other people before the people at Google Fixes it
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #1 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 12:30pm » |
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subtle as a flying brick.. and I love it!
Thanks for the giggle oh Reddly one! 
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #2 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 12:35pm » |
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This begs the question .... why you were typing the word failure into Google in the first place missy? 
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #3 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 1:00pm » |
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Linda,
I recieved this in email from my buddy Jack. Retired from the local Sherriff's a few years back. He sends me little trinkets daily.... 
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #4 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 1:03pm » |
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #5 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 1:09pm » |
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I know that this was put up as a goof, so I told Google what I thought...
Quote:| Very funny that the failure search turns up President George W. Bush at the White House web site. I'm in stitches...I'm glad that you think that a sitting President is a failure and let the whole world know. When President Clinton was in office, did a search for blowjob show his name? Would have been kind of fitting don't you think? |
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Sorry, about my lack of humor today, but I'm really feeling like crap. Calgon take me away..... 
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #6 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 2:43pm » |
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I don't have any humor today either, Tom. Must be humor free day.
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #7 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 3:05pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 2:43pm, ABarham wrote:I don't have any humor today either, Tom. Must be humor free day.
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I hear ya...today has been Monday to the 999th Power!! With so much going wrong today, nothing else would really suprise me at this point! Seems like there is a little black cloud of crap following me around! 
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #8 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 3:15pm » |
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Avoiding the obvious agreeing or dissagreeing, I can't for the life of me think why this would happen unless google wanted it to.
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #9 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 3:27pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 3:15pm, imnotbub wrote:Avoiding the obvious agreeing or dissagreeing, I can't for the life of me think why this would happen unless google wanted it to.
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Me thinks that they were trying to bring the funnay 
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 3:15pm, imnotbub wrote:Avoiding the obvious agreeing or dissagreeing, I can't for the life of me think why this would happen unless google wanted it to.
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Google bases search rank on a formula - one of the most important factors is the popularity (the number of links to a page) The simple truth is that there are lots of links with the anchor text "failure" pointing to the White House page on Bush.
Would it make you feel better to know that Michael Moore comes in fourth place?
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #11 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 5:07pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 5:01pm, floridian wrote:
Google bases search rank on a formula - one of the most important factors is the popularity (the number of links to a page) The simple truth is that there are lots of links with the anchor text "failure" pointing to the White House page on Bush.
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The Google engine is pretty interesting. http://epic.lightover.com/ This one will make you think...got Joshua?
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #12 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 5:28pm » |
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This is a Google bomb from last year Many web sites and blogs used the words "miserable failure" as a link to George W. Bush's biography resulting in Google indexing The web site as the number one result for those words. I'm surprised it is still up.
Any group can do this. For instance if we all put on our websites a link to Chewie's homepage ( that is if he had or could make one) using the words "Meegrainer" to represent the link, you might be able to make the search for meegrainer come up with Chewies web site.
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #13 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 5:58pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 5:28pm, Opus wrote:| For instance if we all put on our websites a link to Chewie's homepage ( that is if he had or could make one)... |
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Chewy's website homepage is growing but forming slowly, still under construction. Maybe googled under "what the..."
Website's windows based
and he has paypal hooked up.
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #14 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 5:58pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 3:05pm, Tom K wrote:
I hear ya...today has been Monday to the 999th Power!! With so much going wrong today, nothing else would really suprise me at this point! Seems like there is a little black cloud of crap following me around! |
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Oh I second that!!!! my monday problem is my ex sis in law....talkin crap and spreading rumors for all of cyberspace to see. Then of course the lovely beast....but that's a given of course....you can pick your friends but not your inlaws should be the saying!!!
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Bush has failed to live up to his conservitive base, the Dems have failed everytime the they come face to face with him. Take your pick, whats that old saying? Shit in one hand, piss in the other, either way we're screwed.
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #16 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 6:41pm » |
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I hear ya...today has been Monday to the 999th Power!! With so much going wrong today, nothing else would really suprise me at this point! Seems like there is a little black cloud of crap following me around!
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Are you having a worse day than Eric last week when someone broke into his car, stole his 02 tanks, his meds, his CD's and his lunch?
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #17 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 6:44pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:41pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Are you having a worse day than Eric last week when someone broke into his car, stole his 02 tanks, his meds, his CD's and his lunch?
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It's bad in it's own little way...kinda like waking up with CH about 3 hours before you are supposed to get up, then waking up with another when the alarm goes off...one of those days.
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Re: "Failure"
« Reply #18 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 7:26pm » |
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Quote:| Bush has failed to live up to his conservitive base, the Dems have failed everytime the they come face to face with him. Take your pick, whats that old saying? Shit in one hand, piss in the other, either way we're screwed. |
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The only thing worse than Republicans and Democrats is when the work together. One party brings up: "We've got a really shitty idea," and the other says: "Great, and we know how to make it shittier,"----basically from Lewis Black.  
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