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Favorite put down
« on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 3:24pm » |
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I heard someone say this the other day....thought it was funny.................." He's or she's two clowns short of a circus."
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 3:31pm » |
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I always liked your father should have pulled out early
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #2 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 4:48pm » |
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My favorite at the moment...
"i'm sorry, I don't speak fluent idiot. You will need to speak very slowly so that I can understand you."
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #3 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 5:08pm » |
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Why don't you flush your computer down the toilet, buy a Etch-A-Sketch and go f*** your mother.
If I throw some toothpicks on the floor, can you give me an exact count?
You're proof that there is nothing idiot proof in the world.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #4 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 5:33pm » |
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Ummm...
Excuse me, but you have me confused with someone who gives a rip!
Hiiii, Zwibby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just another clown on a bus full if Bozos
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #6 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 7:12pm » |
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My mother's favorite:
I hope your mother doesn't bite you when you get home tonight.
(usually took people a while to figure out she'd just called them a SOB! - now that lady had some tact!)
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #7 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 7:56pm » |
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If not a very nice persons could fly, you would live at the airport!
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #8 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 8:05pm » |
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To my son with four kids. "Why don't you fold it over so the squirt end sticks out."
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #9 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 8:12pm » |
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
And likewise...
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #10 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 8:20pm » |
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"Not the brightest bulb in the chandelierre" (sp?)
"Dumber than a bag of hammers"
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #11 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 8:27pm » |
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Were your parents cousins?
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
You're the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #12 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 10:27pm » |
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If brains was gas you couldn't drive a go-kart around a cheerio.
If brains was dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
The brain in your skull is like a bb on a 4 lane highway.
You're the poster boy for retroactive abortion.
The best part of you dribbled down your moma's leg.
Do you have to work at being so stupid or does it just come naturally?
I'll quit for now.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #13 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 12:45am » |
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And your point is ?
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #14 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 3:24am » |
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If I wanted to listen to an arsehole I'd have farted.
What am I? Fly paper for freaks?
The only mark you'll ever make in life is a skidmark
and my current favourite "I want a man, not his dinner" ...doesn't really leave them anywhere to come back from!(But I don't want a bloody man either!)
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #15 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 7:25am » |
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Hiiii, Zwibby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Cathi--I was worried about you missing.
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Quote:| If brains was gas you couldn't drive a go-kart around a cheerio. |
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ROFLMAO!
Me and Sean?? We be geniuses !
YUP YUP YUP YUP
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #17 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 1:34pm » |
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you're so ugly as a kid your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #18 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 6:07pm » |
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You're so ugly your mom used to set you up in the corner and feed you with a slingshot.
You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water.
When you were born, your mom said, Oh, what a treasure." Your dad said, Quick. Let's bury it."
You're so ugly, when you were little, cats used to try to bury you in the sand box.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #19 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 6:14pm » |
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He was born in an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #20 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 7:18pm » |
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I'm sorry... But you must've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Go home and grow some pubes.
Are you tryin' to be funny, or do you naturally look like that?
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on Jun 4th, 2006, 1:34pm, alchemy wrote:| you're so ugly as a kid your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you |
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ROTFLMMFAO I have to remember that one 
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chewy
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Did you take stupid training or is it a natural talent?
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #23 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 8:13pm » |
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You must have what it takes to be stupid...because it's working.
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Re: Favorite put down
« Reply #24 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 8:20pm » |
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If I got smart with you, how would you know?
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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