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jimmers
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It's a beautiful day, the wifes working me like a dog doing yardwork, and I'm fresh outta beer.
I better get laid tonight, or theres gonna be hell to pay! 
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 2:44pm » |
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AWWWW  you poor thing. Just be glad it's so nice today.
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 2:50pm » |
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on Jun 3rd, 2006, 2:29pm, jimmers wrote:| It's a beautiful day, the wifes working me like a dog doing yardwork, and I'm fresh outta beer. |
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If youve had a few beers and dont want to drive, do what I do, call a cab and tell them to swing by the packie and deliver to your house....works every time.....LOL
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 3:05pm » |
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on Jun 3rd, 2006, 2:29pm, jimmers wrote:It's a beautiful day, the wifes working me like a dog doing yardwork, and I'm fresh outta beer.
I better get laid tonight, or theres gonna be hell to pay!
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How in the world were we suppossed to "HELP" you?
If you are looking from some action from people on the board, shouldn't you be doing their yardwork?
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You've overstayed your welcome since the day we met but it doesn't seem to matter to you. No medications are your master, nothing makes you fret, it's a helpless feeling having nothing I can do
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jimmers
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 3:17pm » |
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Whew!
Just snuck back in the house. I told her I needed water. She said "You never drink water"
Oh shit! Here she comes
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maffumatt
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Jimmers, sometimes you just have to help yourself........
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 2:17am » |
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You need a job action---On Strike
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 4th, 2006, 3:04am » |
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Tell her
"Water? Water is to wash your underwear in. Go get me some beer, women!"
That'll get her attention.
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jimmers
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 12:24pm » |
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Back at work, whew! now I can get some rest. 
jonny, what the hell is a packie? That must be Boston talk.
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LeLimey
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 12:28pm » |
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on Jun 4th, 2006, 3:04am, BobG wrote:Tell her
"Water? Water is to wash your underwear in. Go get me some beer, women!"
That'll get her attention.
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That'd get her attention in the WRONG way Jimmers.. don't do it! It WILL hurt
What you need to say is "I need water for the flowers I was going to buy you for putting up with me darling but now that I've had to spoil the surprise would you like to come and pick them?" Then, since she will have to drive you can stop at the offie on the way home and pick up some amber nectar for the price of a bunch of flowers!
Better than Jonny's idea as cheaper than a cab fare and look at all the brownie points you earn too!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Linda_Howell
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 12:38pm » |
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A "Packie" is a liquor store Jimmers.
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Re: HELP ME!!!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 3:26pm » |
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on Jun 3rd, 2006, 2:29pm, jimmers wrote:I better get laid tonight, or theres gonna be hell to pay!
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Here, use this.
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