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Tara Ann
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Hey Ladies need a chuckle?
« on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 9:23am » |
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women ..... ......come.home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married
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Re: Hey Ladies need a chuckle?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2006, 10:04am » |
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Quote:Married women ..... ......come.home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Oh yeah? She comes home from where? The corner bar?
And he's probably gone to bed early to get some sleep before she gets to sleep and starts snoring and farting!
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