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Melissa
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Man severs penis to prove faithfulness
Tue May 30, 6:46 PM ET
A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.
The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.
The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #1 on: May 31st, 2006, 6:51pm » |
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Should be "Man severs penis to prove he is stupid"
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« Reply #2 on: May 31st, 2006, 6:56pm » |
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Ummmm.....ouch
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« Reply #3 on: May 31st, 2006, 7:02pm » |
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on May 31st, 2006, 6:44pm, Melissa wrote:| northern Malaysian hospital |
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Im sure he didnt lose much....LMAO 
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« Reply #4 on: May 31st, 2006, 7:14pm » |
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Don't reattach...thinning of the herd... 
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Well, I guess that proves it then. He couldn't have been cheating if he cut his own pee-pee off. 
What an idiot !
UNsolved <---I'm being honest to ... if you want me to prove it, i'll sever my nipple ! j/k
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why did he think she would want him with no tool?
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #7 on: May 31st, 2006, 7:33pm » |
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on May 31st, 2006, 7:20pm, maffumatt wrote:| why did he think she would want him with no tool? |
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #8 on: May 31st, 2006, 8:49pm » |
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Where is social Darwinism when we need it....or perhaps the wife came up with a good excuse?
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Just when you think you've heard it all..............
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #10 on: Jun 1st, 2006, 4:28am » |
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OUCH!
This is a case of cutting of your nose to spite your face or a typical no-penis envy syndrome! He surely didn't make his point with this one.
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #11 on: Jun 1st, 2006, 6:24am » |
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Well, if he can't be patched up, it doesn't sound like he's going to be leaving the toilet seat up anymore.
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #12 on: Jun 1st, 2006, 8:57am » |
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OMG!
Not only will he NOT be able to make his point.........
.......He can never drive it home!!!!!!!!!!!!
 OMG! Did I say that???? Cathi
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Re: Ummmmmm...
« Reply #13 on: Jun 1st, 2006, 10:05am » |
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I guess he figured he better do before she does...
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