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sandie99
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CHeering up needed...
« on: May 30th, 2006, 1:28pm » |
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... so if you have new jokes, funny clips, silly pics, cheery advice to share, I would appreciate it a lot.
Usually watching few episodes of Will & Grace helps me through sad moments, but it's not working... Strange.
I wish you all PF day,
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #1 on: May 30th, 2006, 1:35pm » |
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Catfish and Lawyers
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One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish
Sorry you are feeling down today Sanna, I hope this helps a little.
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #2 on: May 30th, 2006, 1:35pm » |
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Sorry you're feeling down Sandi., Hopefully I can think of something uplifting and funny to send your way.
Thinking of jonny in the skirt is good for a chuckle. I just know he didn't have any skivvies on under it, just waiting for someone to lift it up.
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #3 on: May 30th, 2006, 1:36pm » |
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I sent you an email with something to view HTML.
Please feel better.
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #4 on: May 30th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #5 on: May 30th, 2006, 2:20pm » |
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #6 on: May 30th, 2006, 2:36pm » |
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« Reply #7 on: May 30th, 2006, 2:40pm » |
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #8 on: May 30th, 2006, 2:59pm » |
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #9 on: May 30th, 2006, 2:59pm » |
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There are 10 types of ppl in the world... Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #10 on: May 30th, 2006, 3:00pm » |
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After everything you say, follow it with, "I run w/gangs, that's how I roll.." its something me and my husband say to each other, so I give it to you to hopefully put a smile on your face... 
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #11 on: May 30th, 2006, 3:36pm » |
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> > ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
15. MONDAY IS AN AWFU! L WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF
PAYMENTS.
22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
23 . OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.
26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER
FRIENDS?
30. HOW ! MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING
OUT.
34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN
LOUDER.
35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #12 on: May 30th, 2006, 3:37pm » |
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on May 30th, 2006, 2:59pm, ShadowLord wrote:There are 10 types of ppl in the world... Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #13 on: May 30th, 2006, 4:05pm » |
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confusious say, thee who cut fart in church sit in pew.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30th, 2006, 4:16pm » |
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Confucious spoke Middle English? 
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #15 on: May 30th, 2006, 5:39pm » |
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confucious speaks all
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #16 on: May 30th, 2006, 5:43pm » |
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on May 30th, 2006, 5:39pm, alchemy wrote:
He was speaking like a wigga last time I talked to him.....LMAO
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #17 on: May 30th, 2006, 8:43pm » |
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What else but smilies:
     
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sandie99
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #18 on: May 31st, 2006, 4:07am » |
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Thank you all for your posts! They made me chuckle, smile and finally, laugh. Just what I needed. Thank you! I feel much better today. 
Sanna
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #19 on: May 31st, 2006, 9:08am » |
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Re: CHeering up needed...
« Reply #20 on: May 31st, 2006, 10:25am » |
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