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jimmers
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Did ya give up on the marathon? Or is is to far to the next burger joint? 
Jimmers
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I don't suffer from INSANITY; I'm enjoying every minute of it!
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jimmers
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Re: Hey Chewy!
« Reply #1 on: May 30th, 2006, 10:51am » |
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"Chewy! Chewy!"
"He's not responding! Does anyone know the Heimlich Manuever?"
"I think it musta been the cheese fries!"
Hurry!
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I don't suffer from INSANITY; I'm enjoying every minute of it!
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maffumatt
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I think there was a bath house on the route.........
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LeLimey
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Re: Hey Chewy!
« Reply #4 on: May 30th, 2006, 1:02pm » |
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nah.. you're all wrong.
He got lured away by a trollop with a bottle of rootbeer! 
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: Hey Chewy!
« Reply #5 on: May 30th, 2006, 5:25pm » |
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on May 30th, 2006, 10:51am, jimmers wrote:"Chewy! Chewy!"
"He's not responding! Does anyone know the Heimlich Manuever?"
"I think it musta been the cheese fries!"
Hurry!
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A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough
> > while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became
> > apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table
> > turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
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> > The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
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> > "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
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> > The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
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> > With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her
> > skirt, yanked down her undies, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the
> > woman's butt . This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
> > obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. The
>cowboy
> > slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another
> > drink of his Lone Star beer.
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> > His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
>Lick
> > Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
Ther ya go detailed instructions!!!
Mike
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chewy
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UUUUURRPPPP!
Who would have believed there were 2 Taco Bells, 3 Burger Kings, and an Asian Massage Parlor in the first 3 miles. (Ok I walked back a mile to the Asian Massage Parlor, sue me)
23 miles, 386 yards to go and victory is mine!
Gotta get going. Anyone got a light?
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