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Jonny
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Fuckeneh!!!
« on: May 23rd, 2006, 10:59pm » |
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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
I would rather live my life as if there is a
God, and die to find out there isn't, Than
live my life as if there isn't, and die to
find out there is.
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 23rd, 2006, 11:13pm » |
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BINGO!
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 23rd, 2006, 11:23pm » |
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
If you want to know what George really thinks about all this...read Brain Droppings or When will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops. Great reads.
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 23rd, 2006, 11:25pm » |
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FUCKENEH !!!
NUFF SAID................tim
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 24th, 2006, 12:44am » |
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It's old and Carlin says he had nothing to do with it.
Charlie
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 24th, 2006, 8:39am » |
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AMEN
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 24th, 2006, 10:01am » |
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Here are some real quotes:
Instead of school busing and prayer in schools, which are both controversial, why not a joint solution? Prayer in buses. Just drive these kids around all day and let them pray their fuckn' empty little heads off. [George Carlin, Brain Droppings]
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. [George Carlin]
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 24th, 2006, 10:50am » |
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Fuckeneh
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Re: Fuckeneh!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 24th, 2006, 12:28pm » |
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on May 23rd, 2006, 11:23pm, nani wrote:
I like the Bad Republican essay in the link from Snopes. That's pretty funny.
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