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Jimi
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This is for Donna D
« on: May 21st, 2006, 10:46pm » |
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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !
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Re: This is for Donna D
« Reply #1 on: May 22nd, 2006, 6:42pm » |
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on May 21st, 2006, 10:46pm, Jimi wrote:
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !
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This part totally cracked me up!! Cuz that is EXACTLY what I would have said!!!
Thanks for the laugh, Jimi
DD
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